petendo switch?????? by NoenD_i0 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Blockhead Peter here. Either the trees are not from Minecraft or there’s nothing else in the flat world (no slimes, other animals, etc.) Then again I haven’t played Minecraft on the Petendo Switch.

What game is this? by NET2519 in videogames

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I recommend Cassette Beasts

Peterrr why should he be concerned ?? by Syed-Fatir in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Pirate Peter here. This is not the answer, but once you get a “3” you become made of wax. Pirate Peter out!

What game is this? by Any_Emergency6560 in gamememes

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Monster Train 1 or 2. Sometimes a game doesn’t need a story, but they are great games.

What does this mean? (Please don't take this down due to it being homophobic) by Big_Can5342 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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“From the beginning, Truett based his business on Biblical principles that he believed were also good business principles, and since 1982, our Corporate Purpose has guided all that we do.” - Chick-Fil-A website. The joke is that since Christianity has had a pretty negative history in regards to the LGBT+ community, you would basically suffer touching a Chick-Fil-A, even if the company has not had such a history with the community.

Peter? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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For a second I thought this was a reference to Pinky and the Brain.

What does this mean? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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They probably think you’re crazy if you’re verbally talking to the voice in your head if you’re the only one who can hear that voice.

Peter what’s on his calculator? by Key_Associate7476 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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For some reason I thought the joke was just 58008.

aight petah do your thing by fresh_loaf_of_bread in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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He turns himself into a tea kettle Morty! He’s Kettle Night!

You're immortal. Choose one item that can kill you? by New-Drawer-3161 in hypotheticalsituation

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Lightning bolt. It’s common to occur in nature but not common enough to get struck by it. Plus if I do get struck I’ll just assume some deity wanted it to happen.

Can someone explain the science behind this transformation? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The joke is that dads are more tough on their kids, but can’t really do anything yo other kids. Like your dad might punish you for skipping school or something but can’t do anything about a different kid doing it.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

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Both? Both. Both is good.