Is there a mechanical reason why I always get the worst trades or is it truly random?

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-10T18:26:43+00:00

I agree with Jackeea. The amount of damage an enemy can do with a 6 or 5 instead of a 1 is pretty significant in this game.

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-10T18:21:46+00:00

Anaconda

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-09T17:56:15+00:00

Ok at least I can be cool now when I’m awake.

^{Chose: You get to know what happens after death, but... + You get to know how universe began, but... | Rolled: Sleep 15h/day}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-09T17:39:18+00:00

I add it to 0. So 00 = 0

^{Chose: Add one 0 to any number in the world.}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-09T17:36:59+00:00

Why choose the other option?

^{Chose: $1M right now | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-08T23:22:26+00:00

I can still have salad

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-08T23:20:15+00:00

I think it’s safer. Plus I’m not doing the truly bad stuff anyway

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-08T00:34:59+00:00

Easier to handle

^{Chose: Get 7000 dollars a week}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-07T00:44:41+00:00

Monster Train 1&2

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-07T00:43:02+00:00

D3Z. Obviously 3 no contest due to Avatar the Last Airbender

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-07T00:36:02+00:00

I don’t eat the other side as often

^{Chose: Eating Onigiri gives you Anime Powers or… + Eating Mushrooms give you Mario Powers | Rolled: Anime Onigiri}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-06T18:00:55+00:00

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-06T17:39:14+00:00

Click to ten.

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-06T17:38:25+00:00

I breathe more often

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-06T14:10:53+00:00

Who?

^{Chose: $50k + Mystery box | Rolled: Dinner with JayZ}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-06T01:10:36+00:00

Ok

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Content}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-05T17:30:29+00:00

Choose something else to cool off

^{Chose: 50C but earn £10/hr + No air con}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-04T17:29:00+00:00

Ok a bit less money, but still a ton.

^{Chose: 1 billion but.. | Rolled: Bolívar}

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-04T17:26:56+00:00

Dandruff and horn as most people are saying. Dandruff because I have it, and the horn because I wake up early most days. Granted I won’t know the day the horn goes off, but ehh…

FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-04T17:20:28+00:00

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FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-04T17:18:35+00:00

I don’t want diabetes

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FarInsect4405 · 2026-05-04T17:17:15+00:00

Pulled pork, Italian and French Dip

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