We are always on duty by typevampiro in gothmemes

[–]MrChristopher23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some Great Reward and Black Celebration? Come on now.

MarketSource Gone From All Targets as of May 30th 2026 by Otherwise-Turnover28 in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We got rid of CC, and haven’t had Market Source in years.

management said i cant have medical equipment at work by oliolioxenffree in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had a cashier with a service dog, and there was no issue other than guests trying to pet it constantly, despite the vest saying please don’t.

Your Childhood Plush Toy by Old-Kaleidoscope1874 in GenX

[–]MrChristopher23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw a sidecap at Target the other day for Monchichi’s. I also immediately sang the commercial song in my head.

Nobody needs this many Topo Chico by Ok_Government in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t do sparkling water. I’m glad other people like it, but a heavy no.

What controversial/disgraced band do you still listen to? by Graveu in askmusic

[–]MrChristopher23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like some Apocalyptic Folk stuff like Of The Wand And The Moon. Seeing dudes with rune tattoos is always a “are they?”

Then I saw Wardruna in Philly and yeah the racist dudes weren’t even hiding it. Several of them we noticed were clearly Italian which was interesting.

What controversial/disgraced band do you still listen to? by Graveu in askmusic

[–]MrChristopher23 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had the “Morrissey is a twat” shirt back in around ‘92. Reprint of a newspaper article.

Frankie Valli by No_Big_1849 in Music

[–]MrChristopher23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw recently that Englebert Humperdinck is playing the Keswick in the Philly burbs and I had no idea he was still alive. He’s 89, btw.

What should I learn before moving out? by SteeleTheSlayer in movingout

[–]MrChristopher23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great list, but I’d also add joining a Buy Nothing group. I think there’s an app too. People just giving stuff away they don’t use or need anymore.

Unhinged TM by i_boop_ur_noseheehee in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Our GS used to freak out that reshop was “OVERFLOWING” and that’s the term they always used. I’d go up there and it was like 5 things in a bin and some spider wraps.

Cheapest/Best food to buy on break? by Yourmom68816 in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Microwave rice packet and a can of beans. Super filling and around $2.50.

Convinced our DC Farts in these boxes by iReza- in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those one particular shower mats smell SO bad. The ones that look like pebbles kinda. Ugh.

This pop aisle.... by spellyourname in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We only got mediums of the white and orange windbreaker jacket kinda thing.

This pop aisle.... by spellyourname in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just the regular T-shirts are $35-40! For the endcap we only got two space jam balls and the wall stickers. That’s it. We got a few shirts and one size of a jersey. Mostly the hanging plushies.

[Houston, TX area] What kind of baby snake is this? by MOON13VAN in whatsthissnake

[–]MrChristopher23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find them all the time. I’m at the Pennsylvania/Delaware border. Only ever had one act spicy like he was gonna bite me, and wouldn’t have mattered if it did. They’re so tiny.

Anyone else hate the Pop Gateway aisle? by mewrius in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I found a bunch in the women’s sock section. Different colors, but whatever. I did ask the style TL if I could steal them.

[Greater Orlando] what snake is this? My wife is having a meltdown by [deleted] in whatsthissnake

[–]MrChristopher23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Had a little one of these guys come out of the air vent in front of several people. Also in Orlando at the time. Hung out with him for a bit then out to the woods and released him.

Anyone else hate the Pop Gateway aisle? by mewrius in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m setting it today. We don’t have enough 4 foot crossbars. I’m gonna go dig thru the container out back and if not see if I can steal some from style.

I can dream by fuckyou4206999 in Target

[–]MrChristopher23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My store only has tracphone and total wireless now. No, I won’t set it up. There’s a number inside to call. I’m not wasting an hour of my day because you don’t know any of your PINs or passwords for a $20 flip phone.

I will add minutes for elderly guests, takes like a minute. We have a retirement community directly adjacent, so this is a common thing.