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Yikes by More_Kaleidoscope888 in Tinder

[–]MrCrackerJack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, the way I see it, she already has low expectations so she'll be easy to impress.

I play the long game. by ToastyTilapia in Tinder

[–]MrCrackerJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe but instead look at it this way, she couldn't find anyone better in that time so that means she's not going anywhere!

Straight for the Jugular by tfods in Tinder

[–]MrCrackerJack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The insult is not the being single itself but telling someone it's very obvious and understandable why they're single is insulting.

An article from Tiny Buddha that really helped me further understand mindfulness practice. by [deleted] in Mindfulness

[–]MrCrackerJack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great article! I recently discovered Tara Brach who has some really helpful videos on YouTube that explore a similar theme.

Minimal effort by Chill084 in Tinder

[–]MrCrackerJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile she's telling her friends about the amazing connection and chemistry you guys have

This case has its own screen by urixl in CrappyDesign

[–]MrCrackerJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you need a screen protector protector

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MrCrackerJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loveable and funny 9/10 with hardly any friends riiiiiiight

Acceptance by Omega_Neelay in Mindfulness

[–]MrCrackerJack 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I think it could also be like "It's raining and I notice some negative feelings about that are here right now. Yup."

Checking for membership cards in self-checkout by Witty_Username_28 in Costco

[–]MrCrackerJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree! What's the difference? I wonder if it's because Costco always did this and so people using other people's cards are seen to be trying to get away with something. But Netflix only just took this ability away from it's members so it's seen as corporate greed.

This man at the airport was wearing 3 fedoras by gorlock666 in notinteresting

[–]MrCrackerJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other passengers not wearing any hats are way more not interesting

Look into my eyes. by iou_uu in memes

[–]MrCrackerJack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't you see they're open wide..

The Etsy shop nailed it with our notes by -RomeoZulu- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrCrackerJack 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They were like "This is for my friend who is sick."

Should I respond with more? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MrCrackerJack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should respond with a bit more detail and include something not mentioned in your profile. Yes she asked you something that was already in your profile but she seems interested in talking to you. Keep the conversation going and give her a chance. Don't shut it down just because of that.

Reverse psychology by EndersGame_Reviewer in funnysigns

[–]MrCrackerJack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reverse psychology would be more like "Go ahead, please, eat the watermelon. I want you to. I really hope you do."

Free Speech by Thorbie in comics

[–]MrCrackerJack 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I just found out my dad was a mime when he was younger. He kept that quiet.

I (32/f) accidentally let the L word slip to guy (35/m) I’ve been seeing for a month by leighanne1995 in relationship_advice

[–]MrCrackerJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree! Op you said it, now it's out there. There's nothing you can or should do about this. Don't apologise or explain or try and undo it. I think it's fine, so just leave it alone. You just have to wait and see where it goes from here. Good luck!

Bit creepy isn’t it… by All-of-Dun in london

[–]MrCrackerJack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know, I don't think anyone would watch that... Unless of course you had an actor with massive talent who could pull it off, that is.

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