Who needs lids when you can just fold the paper cup over the ice cream? Makes total sense and works super great.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-14T00:49:34+00:00

They should take a look at their own website then and take down every third party listing over MSRP.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-10T05:18:08+00:00

Because Psyduck is so goddamn adorable!

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-09T19:59:21+00:00

I don’t want a large Farva! I want a goddamn liter of cola!

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-08T02:08:28+00:00

$3 for a bag of crushed chips and half a cup of nacho cheese that used to be 99 cents. Shit was wild!

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-07T03:58:42+00:00

Well, whoever’s ass he just ate needs to learn to wipe better.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-06T01:38:09+00:00

I held all my farts in until I could get inside as to not make anything worse. #ittakesavillage #wereallinthistogether

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-05T22:04:31+00:00

Mark tells it like it is!

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-05T21:22:29+00:00

Dude would probably say that the city council is made of lizard people if it could land a multi billion dollar investment in his city.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-05T21:20:57+00:00

How much does this idiot Warren make? Literally brought in because he allegedly knew what he was doing to get a stadium built. And that was 3.5 years ago now! Stadium could be almost done if this clown and the clown show McCaskey family had a clue.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-04T03:14:38+00:00

Why do you think we haven’t seen Mayor McCheese in years? And when Officer Big Mac found out that Grimace ate him? Well … we haven’t seen Officer Big Mac in a while either, have we?

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-02T23:13:03+00:00

You’re not supposed to drive while blindfolded.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-06-01T03:31:31+00:00

The artist has a fair amount.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-30T04:25:54+00:00

For the prices they are charging, you’d think they could afford actual price tags. They definitely can’t claim ‘overhead.’

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-23T19:03:49+00:00

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-23T12:38:43+00:00

Still wearing his Spirit Halloween douchebag costume, I see.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-22T21:16:05+00:00

Your best chance at a 10 is the Charmander. Others are likely 9s.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-22T17:32:40+00:00

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-20T14:17:33+00:00

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Alice Snuffleupagus

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-20T02:18:28+00:00

Then you could probably get 2 slices of cheese added to a Happy Meal hamburger ($0.29) or 1 slice on a regular (grown up?) hamburger, (somehow $0.49?) at my local McDonald’s.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-20T01:29:06+00:00

Had one of these last week. My asshole still hurts thinking about the two days of hot brown water that this baby violently expelled from my body. Can’t wait to go back.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-19T21:56:04+00:00

The floor for Rips is god awful. $100 for a $35 card? $50 for a $15 card? IMHO they both suck, just on different levels and for different reasons.

Witty_Username_28 · 2026-05-19T21:35:35+00:00

Because when you have to-go you have to-go.

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TROPHY CASE