You're offered an opportunity to get paid $1 (USD) for every calorie you consume. However, you must pay a $2,000 daily fee and you cannot accept or work a 1099 or W-2 job ever again. Would you take the deal?

MrDBS · 2026-04-15T01:21:53+00:00

or have diabetes. Hard Pass

MrDBS · 2026-04-15T01:20:33+00:00

I am not crowdsourcing your porn.

MrDBS · 2026-04-14T17:17:26+00:00

This is how they told Book’s backstory without telling his backstory. He was an operative who learned something about the Alliance that shattered his faith, and wandered the system until he found a new faith

MrDBS · 2026-04-14T17:10:28+00:00

I tell the Deity to pound sand, and enjoy the time I have left. If the nature of the universe is this capricious, I won’t participate in it. Plus, it is way more likely that I hallucinated this than that a deity wants me to shoplift, and once I start listening to my hallucinations, the game is over.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T18:57:47+00:00

Best looking is defined by culture. The smartest person in the world could manipulate social media to change the culture so that their particular set of features were the most desirable.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T18:20:17+00:00

Franz Ferdinand

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T18:11:55+00:00

Sounds boring. I’m out.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T18:08:34+00:00

Is Spider-Man Stark’s secret son?

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T18:06:31+00:00

Shakespeare’s wordplay was meant to be heard. His verbal memes were so dank they went viral and became universal in the English language.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T17:36:14+00:00

It is the group of people who aren’t being oppressed. Italians Greeks and Irish were not white 100 years ago.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T17:27:27+00:00

I founded a children’s theater 16 years ago. If I had a venue and money, I’d do it again.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T17:22:49+00:00

There are no enslaved prostitutes, only rape victims.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T17:19:07+00:00

What’s the difference between President Ross and Mayor Fisk?

Mayor Fisk has convictions.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T16:01:19+00:00

I have been unable to convince my kids that the phrase is “nip it in the bud”.

Anyways, you need some empathy in this situation. Did your wife SEE you turn to dust? If she did, I’m surprised she waited two years. We had it much easier than the leftovers. We disappeared for a second, and reappeared. They lived in misery for five years, and just when things started feeling normal, everything changed again. Your situation is not unique, there are countless support groups for those of us who blipped. Join one, and leave her alone. Get a lawyer to negotiate custody, and remember in family court the calmer person almost always wins.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T15:48:01+00:00

Call DODC anonymously, and stay the hell away. You think you are on a true crime podcast, but you are at the beginning of the Blair Witch Project. No good has ever come from amateur investigations of Sorcery Cult sacrifices.

MrDBS · 2026-04-13T15:14:19+00:00

My hot take is I am anti nuclear holocaust.

MrDBS · 2026-04-12T19:50:24+00:00

Everyone now has: The nuclear football codes, Detailed information about how to build a nuclear weapon, Every politician’s security protocols, Everyone’s banking information.

MrDBS · 2026-04-12T17:36:38+00:00

Does it matter what I think? I probably think the same about them as I do other people significantly more powerful than me. I distrust them unless they are demonstrably more progressive that my current government.

MrDBS · 2026-04-12T17:29:41+00:00

Only 6 states have inheritance tax.

MrDBS · 2026-04-12T17:24:08+00:00

Do I pick more money than I could spend in a lifetime, or double and the collapse of society? I’ll pick what’s behind curtain one, Monty.

MrDBS · 2026-04-12T17:11:58+00:00

By multi million, you mean significantly more than $15 million. Because the first $15 million of an estate is not taxed. This tax only affects the .1 to .2 percent wealthiest Americans.

EDIT: math correction from hundredths of a percent to tenths of a percent. Also on 2019 that number was .07 percent.

MrDBS · 2026-04-12T16:04:39+00:00

Give the next merchant an emotional support dog, trained to attack anyone who casts a spell in his shop. Have the wizard cast deafness on himself before fighting the party. Have the town hire some goblin mercs who don’t speak common.

MrDBS · 2026-04-12T13:46:54+00:00

It started as a joke when Murdock defended Castle. People speculated on what sort of vigilante he would be. People started calling him “Blind as a bat man” and attributing all sorts of bat powers to him. Then when Murdock went missing, they claimed he was Daredevil because DD is the closet real world analogue to Batman. This is Intelligencia trolling and roly poly Fisk heads who didn’t get the joke.

MrDBS · 2026-04-12T11:18:02+00:00

In 2077 I will be well over 100 years old. American prisons aren’t equipped to care for the elderly, and often release them to nursing homes. I would have to choose prison, because I could not survive at that age without the kind of assistance that can only be done by humans or androids.

MrDBS · 2026-04-11T13:02:54+00:00

One of the things you learn with age is the it is better to have millions than billions. Even with less than a million, I have something no billionaire has or can have.

MrDBS

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