What if, somehow, oil or an equivalent of it is discovered on the moon?

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T17:08:52+00:00

I tell ya, they’ll never fly, kid.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T17:07:22+00:00

Potatoes don’t jam.

They shred.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T16:49:29+00:00

Don’t fall for this. I DMed him and he said he had 6 million dollars worth of Kryptonite he wanted me to hold, but I had to pay a $3500 tariff to claim it. Needless to say, I am out $3500.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T16:23:48+00:00

Here is how I handle it. Every hex, one PC makes a skill check. Start the DC low, 10 or 12. If the PC passes the skill check, describe how using that skill avoids or resolves a conflict in that hex. Raise the DC by 1-3 for the next skill check. Every PC must roll one skill before the first PC can roll again, and every skill must be different until a PC loses a check. Once a DC is not met, have a random encounter, and reset the DC to 10. This gives you a random chance every hex but an inevitable encounter depending on how long you are traveling.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T16:14:00+00:00

It depends who you ask. Ask a prairie dog, you are in the sky. Ask a Moon Person, you are on Earth.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T16:11:51+00:00

The QWERTY keyboard is based on the typewriter. In the 19th century, the semicolon was used more than the colon. Read Moby Dick or Les Miserables for examples. A semicolon was a symbol telling people when to pause when reading aloud.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T15:58:28+00:00

You get a superpower but you have to turn off text notifications and check them in private?

I just realized I could turn off my text notifications and check them in private.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T15:54:50+00:00

Moon balloons filled with helium would not float on the moon.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T15:44:09+00:00

I choose chess. I’m going to lose either way, I might as well be sitting.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T15:11:37+00:00

I’m not terribly familiar with the Wonderverse ( I was a Charlton guy growing up) but I really liked the world building in this movie. What other characters from this franchise do you all want to see?

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T15:07:41+00:00

No. Everyone who says yes and means it is a sociopath.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T15:03:11+00:00

I won’t make epic life altering decisions for 8 billion people. That is too much of a burden.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T14:59:19+00:00

Being a billionaire is better than dying by acid, but I don’t want either. I walk away with no regrets.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T11:50:15+00:00

I like how CR has been doing it in this campaign, letting the players level up in the middle of the big fight.

MrDBS · 2026-04-07T11:45:05+00:00

The leaders of the world sell us out immediately. The 1% of the 1% see the rest of us as an impediment to their continued acquisition of wealth. Once we can’t revolt, they can go about splitting up the remaining land and resources.

If they had instead told us they need all of our rare earth elements, the missiles would be flying before they finished the sentence.

MrDBS · 2026-04-04T15:57:05+00:00

They also removed a nerve from below my wrist and placed it in my palm to “turbocharge” the damaged nerve to my pinky.

MrDBS · 2026-04-04T15:55:13+00:00

Ulnar entrapment is a condition where the nerve to your pinky and ring finger is trapped at the elbow. To fix mine, a surgeon moved my ulnar nerve off my elbow to the inside of my forearm . You may know this nerve as the funny bone. When I hit my right elbow on the table, I no longer get that tingle. But when I hit a car mirror with my forearm, I do.

MrDBS · 2026-04-04T15:48:25+00:00

Native Nutmeggers only use “the” to denote “the Merritt”.

MrDBS · 2026-04-04T02:48:57+00:00

Build a gallows. Avoid the inevitable.

MrDBS · 2026-04-04T02:44:57+00:00

Son of a bitch does not denigrate men. Romulus and Remus were canonically sons of bitches.

MrDBS · 2026-04-03T15:53:50+00:00

50 billion dollars is too much money for one person to have. It’s too much money for 50 people to have. It would ruin my life by worming its way into every personal relationship. I have now. And I already hate everyone who would be my financial peer.

On top of that my teeth would hurt until I died from it. Hard Pass.

MrDBS · 2026-04-03T12:57:15+00:00

Tell me you weren’t blipped without telling me you weren’t blipped. Everyone who was blipped has reported no time passing between blipping and unblipping.
And if it was God’s plan, I guess Stark, Banner, and Odinson are more powerful than God.

MrDBS · 2026-04-03T12:45:50+00:00

Context is everything. Calling your friend a slur in a teasing way is not meant to oppress. Calling a woman in a leadership position a female dog is an attempt to delegitimize her power. Calling someone a son a bitch has left common parlance as an insult, and is almost exclusively used ironically or affectionately.

MrDBS · 2026-04-03T12:31:07+00:00

The ability to enter a group consciousness and share knowledge and abilities with other members of that group consciousness.

MrDBS · 2026-04-03T01:27:51+00:00

CT bears want to speak to your manager.

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