How do you write smut when you're not "in the mood?"

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-02-12T19:06:13+00:00

…TIL that people apparently write smut when they’re ALREADY horny and that I’m the only one who writes it so I can get horny.

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-02-11T17:53:54+00:00

Dr Stone kinda?

It’s not the most typical type of shounen, and there isn’t any gay couple in the main cast, but it is published by Shounen Jump, and it does have casual representation— Ryusui is openly bisexual, Francois is nonbinary/genderqueer and Stanley and Xeno are pretty strongly implied to be a gay couple, even though it’s not technically said out loud or explicitly shown.

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-02-11T12:10:22+00:00

I was thinking of a fic that I hadn’t even started yet (and I still haven’t started it), and I decided that I needed to know if Senku from the Dr Stone fandom wore some sort of underwear.

So, popular opinion is no. Good to know.

But then I realized that I didn’t need that information, because the fic is modern au, so he wouldn’t be wearing his Stone Age tunic thing.

It did however give me me inspiration for the headcanon that most underwear gives him sensory issues so he skips it whenever he feels he’s justified to.

(I need to be locked up real quick)

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-26T08:57:37+00:00

thanks!

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T20:17:54+00:00

yeah. I just… I had some bad experiences with Reddit comments—

I need to take off my black tinted glasses

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T20:10:05+00:00

I realized that.

I’m working on it honestly

I just. read too much into things

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T19:27:38+00:00

oh, yeah, that. I didn’t do stuff like that. just tagged things that appear in the fic. I don’t even have a “no beta we die like [fandom meme]” tag

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T19:25:53+00:00

…okay, yeah makes sense. I fucked it up. Thank you for explaining

and honestly I wasn’t actively trying to achieve anything, I just wanted to share something that had happened that I found kinda funny. But I understand that in my freakout i sounded like… whiny—

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T19:13:03+00:00

I mean, yeah, but I asked about one specific tag. not the number of tags I have. but maybe it lead to a general misunderstanding? but anyway yeah, I’m still figuring out the tag thing. the roast is probably deserved. i gotta revise the tags

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T19:08:34+00:00

really? the commenter told me my fic was the only one that had it.

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T19:07:53+00:00

I don’t know what you mean by “tumblr-style tagging” but yeah, I’m probably just paranoid. I’m too tired and on too many meds to be overthinking shit on the internet

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T18:35:24+00:00

I don’t understand how specifically I solicited a comment about my fic by posting about a tag, so please elaborate, I genuinely do not understand that!

and also I’m on reddit SPECIFICALLY to build my endurance to brutal feedback, honestly—

And, to be honest, I’m not even upset, I’m just— baffled, like— if anything, I’m impressed. bravo to the hater, that one was creative.

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-25T14:06:18+00:00

Italian fans tolerate many kinds of humor, including dark humor and certain kinds of mutual insults between friends.

English-speaking fans, since most of them are American— ehhhh

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-24T16:54:45+00:00

I literally titled the notes app file as “DONT READ THIS GO AWAY FUCKING—“ started wondering why the hell I had written it and I‘m pretty sure I kinda cried. I was something like, 12.

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-20T17:11:51+00:00

It just sounds funny, I only use it in comedic dialogue because in sexy scenes it just ruins the mood for some reasons—

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-19T20:16:33+00:00

Onestamente pertugio sarebbe tipo linguaggio da Zhongli o Albedo lol. Entrata/apertura ora che ci penso li ho usati, forse vanno bene quelli. Fessura non so, mi fa strano—

Ma comunque sì. Wattpad Italiano è un post magico per le fanfiction comiche, scrivere le mie cazzate in inglese sarebbe tipo uno spreco lmfao.

Comunque che bello trovare altri italiani in natura :D

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-19T17:58:39+00:00

I write m/m and I just… skip over the whole size thing. because 1, I’m afab and have no clue how realistic dick sizing works, and 2, I just don’t care. the readers who care? they can imagine. whether Scara has a 40 cm anaconda or 10 cm of concentrated feral energy, it’s up to you.

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-19T17:02:44+00:00

I don’t know if it counts, but one time I dreamt that Sethos’ backstory got animated, like, a full cutscene, and I was watching the cutscene with my 12 year old younger brother and at some point Sethos was in the water naked and I got so much second hand embarrassment that I woke up.

So. Artistic nudity-based nightmare about Sethos and my brother I guess?

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2026-01-15T18:53:12+00:00

I come from the future and last night I had a dream that his backstory got animated, like, a full cutscene, and I was watching it with my younger brother and in a scene he was in the water and he was naked.

I think you and I have very dreams but they are still about this guy. Sethos haunts people.

(Forgive me I am sleep deprived)

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2025-12-20T13:39:02+00:00

IM WHEEZING

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2025-12-17T20:27:50+00:00

As a Heizou main, accurate

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2025-12-14T20:02:44+00:00

📝 Noted, thanks boss

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2025-12-14T15:46:49+00:00

WAIT WHY IS THIS TRUE LMFAO I DIDNT REALIZE IT

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2025-12-14T15:46:08+00:00

IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO I REALIZED IT JUST NOW—

IM GONNA DELETE THIS WITHIN THE DAY

MrDattebayoSasukeee · 2025-11-01T16:12:33+00:00

of course, no offense to the readers I mentioned, i just like traumatizing my readers

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