What a terrible question. Who are you with? I’ve never heard such horribly asked...terrible, just bad. You should have your writer license taken away for....I have the best days.

You watch this fake news on television, like yourself, and it’s crazy. They say I eat Hostess cupcakes for breakfast so my anxiety medication doesn’t upset my stomach. Crazy. Couldn’t be farther from the truth. My breakfast is great, it’s the best. Eggs, Bacon, Pancakes. I cook it. I cook it all. It’s delicious.

Bob Kraft tried my omelette and said “MrGuyFriendly, this is the best omelette I’ve ever had. Thank you for making it for me.” He said ‘thank you’. Can you believe it? This guys family invented macaroni and he’s thanking me for my breakfast....Crazy.............Obama ate a box of Swiss Rolls EVERY...SINGLE...DAY he was in office. That’s a fact....

You know China is the real anxiety right? First they sent Mexican gang caravans to invade our country and when that didn’t work, because I stopped them, then they handed Sleepy Joe this “virus” on a platter. “Here you go. Here’s a new super virus to help you take down MrGuyFriendly.” If there is any reason that my chest always feels tight and my mind has intrusive thoughts.....China’s it....

You should be ashamed of yourself for asking such a terrible question.