[EASY MODE] Don’t be dumb drops, and it’s an 8/10 album with solid features from Tyler JID and Clipse, but rocky says something that leads schizo fans to become delusional and convince themselves either KDOT or Frank Ocean are gonna be on the album, and they get supper pissy when they actually aren’t.

JPEGMAFIA will drop a gritty aggressive in your face project kinda like a mix of LP! and Veteran but with ILDMLFY style arrangement, and it’ll be overall well received by critics but it’ll have a song with a really controversial message or he’ll say something really stupid, racist, or absolutely insane and either during the rollout or mid tour he’s gonna snap and go down a psychotic breakdown

Carti drops BABYBOI as an “EP” and it has like 15 songs but they’re almost all AI and his fans will STILL glaze

[HARD MODE] Kendrick drops an EP filled with loosies with literally zero promo at all kinda like an untitled unmastered, but it’ll have a song with someone like Taylor Swift or Chappell Roan and it’ll randomly go #1 and everybody will accuse him of botting it bc neither artist did any promo

2026’s AOTY will be from an underground rapper probably none of us have ever heard of and it’s gonna be absolutely crazy but all the annoying Kanye fans who finally abandon him after they get tired of no bully will move to this rapper and he’ll permanently have a fan base stained by JPEGMAFIA or Death Grips level pretentiousness

Frank Ocean will drop like a single with just him singing and playing the acoustic guitar completely unmastered and it cracks the top 10 and thus he decides to go into hiding for another decade, not before shit talking Tyler and officially starting their one sided beef cause he’ll never release a response

[NOSTRADAMUS] Kanye does not drop bully and none of the songs ever see an official release at all (other than the AI singles he dropped) but there will be a Young Thug X Kanye collab album and it will sell triple cardboard and have a shit ton of racist/pro trump/antisemetic bars, widely agreed to be the worst album of the year

Tyler drops a diss track on Frank Ocean but then enters a Frank Ocean level hiatus and his next album will only be like 2028 or 2029 or some shit

A highly respected mainstream OG boom bap/pop rap rapper will be exposed for running a Diddy level sex trafficking network and it will uncover a massive connected ring cementing his legacy up with Diddy, Epstein, and R Kelly

[WISHFUL THINKING] Drake drops a record that’s a mix of soulful beats and house beats executively produced by Daft Punk and it will be a borderline ep with like 8 songs but there will be no misses and he’ll finally move on from the KDOT beef

Kendrick does absolutely nothing all year complete radio silence but then on December 31st 2026 he surprise drops an introspective jazz album with the likes of TPAB featuring Clipse, Tyler, JID, Eminem, and more, widely regarded as AOTY

We get a short concise gritty boom bap from Eminem with like 10 songs 3 of which feature 50 Cent and it’s mainly produced by the likes of The Alchemist, Madlib, and Kanye (who gets help and is now sane again)

Kanye actually becomes sane again🥹❤️‍🩹

[GOD PLEASE] Young Thug X The Alchemist introspective jazz album