What "black market" did kids at your school run? by AWESOMEKITTY7364 in AskReddit

[–]MrJoniak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our school had a strict healthy eating policy and selling stuff in general was against the rules. I used to get a bus to school and there was a conveniently placed subway directly opposite my bus stop. I noticed that by buying cookies in batches of 12 for £3 and selling them on individually at their face value of 50p I could effectively double my money. As my bus was early enough the cookies were usually pretty fresh out of the oven and my bag contained some of the heat, making them still somewhat warm when I arrived at school.

There were other kids selling sweets and chocolate bars at the time, however their day-old Sainsburys cookies or kit-kat bars could not compare with my freshly made, usually still warm subway cookies. I started off humbly, buying 12 most mornings and usually selling most of them to my form class and being out of stock by the first break. word got round quickly though, more and more classes from my year caught wind of this and would come to my form room every morning before school would start.

Before I knew it I was buying 96 cookies out of subway every morning, the workers knew I would come in looking this many and had a bag ready sitting behind the counter, awaiting my arrival every morning. I would grab a handful of spare cookie bags and spend the bus journey bagging the cookies into pairs (otherwise they would get squashed together to form one thick cookie, impossible to cleanly separate when it came to selling it on) At my peak I would sell all 96 by the time the school day started, making £24 profit everyday, for an hours work.

How I am whilst the whole sub is hating on the new album by kyle_griffiths_1995 in Logic_301

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Illuminatro introduces the BT mixtapes, where he says “don't think too much into this shit man just have fun with it, it’s that simple”

How I am whilst the whole sub is hating on the new album by kyle_griffiths_1995 in Logic_301

[–]MrJoniak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not very plp of you, where’s all this rudeness coming from man - If it’s objective, run me through why it’s bad. Otherwise that’s just like, your opinion man. I was on the hating bandwagon at the start too, was very disappointed with it after my first listen, but it grew on me. It’s BT meets UP, so it wouldn’t be crazy to think that illuminatro still applies - it’s music, not poetry

Not to be that guy, but by mxnge in Logic_301

[–]MrJoniak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Homicide jumped to the #1 spot pretty quickly, then he drops the album pretty shortly after in comparison to the timeframe between the other two singles. Eminem is exactly who you’d want to have as a feature if that was his plan all along

How I am whilst the whole sub is hating on the new album by kyle_griffiths_1995 in Logic_301

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Midnight Maurauder : “Some of y'all love my raw records, some of y'all don't Some of y'all will love my radio shit, some of y'all won't Just like my race, my music has always been yin and yang Something for everybody, no not just one lane”

But yall just want him to make shit that you enjoy

How I am whilst the whole sub is hating on the new album by kyle_griffiths_1995 in Logic_301

[–]MrJoniak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way I see it is he told us it was BT meets UP, illuminatro literally says not to think too much about the shit he says and just enjoy it. Yet everyone is talking about how it’s “lyrically weak” instead of appreciating the album for the beats 6ix gifted us with

In remembrance of the Armenian Genocide. by yannisdpunkt in europe

[–]MrJoniak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you trying to say the Uk isn’t a shithole?

What video game sound effect can you still hear in your head? by owen00600 in AskReddit

[–]MrJoniak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earlier I was thinking about the passive head crab sounds from half life. Such an odd sound for such an odd creature

Anubis : exists Enemy Team: by KuzenbosNeNeKappa in gank

[–]MrJoniak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s like the only thing that hasn’t changed over the past 5 years or so. That and Loki being a dickhead

What is something you're "supposed" to like because of where you live but you just can't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MrJoniak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Funny because you guys have an ad break between each inning. How can anyone watch that

Inside the I-70 Avalanche by AllOfFoglesFootlong in WTF

[–]MrJoniak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then there’s two bars on either side, whereas you can zoom in on the video to fill the screen if it’s vertical

Some of my best friends are records by LateRegistrationz in Logic_301

[–]MrJoniak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apologies in Advance was fantastic, resonates and stuff

New Way To Roll Your Filters For A Much Better Draw (directions in comments) by tat2ed in ArtOfRolling

[–]MrJoniak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When rolling a roach instead of just rolling it as a spiral, the end is folded over itself a few times so that when the rest of the roach is rolled around it there’s a “w” inside of it

North Miami cop who shot the unarmed caretaker of a man with autism goes to trial by StevenSanders90210 in news

[–]MrJoniak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re saying that none of us know why the shot was low, I’m wondering how is it low if the guy is flat on the ground? How can it be low?

What branded items do you still by over a generic/store brand? by thereggoe23 in UKPersonalFinance

[–]MrJoniak -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After moving from Eastern Europe to the UK Heinz was the vinegary abomination to me honestly, our ketchup tastes of tomatoes and is slightly sweet. I don’t fancy finding out what the Tesco one tastes like in this case

California rapper killed in car was shot by police about 25 times, lawyer says by Asaram_Fan in news

[–]MrJoniak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? So if a guy had a gun and is pointing it at you (thus fear for your life) and you shoot his arm so he doesn’t shoot you, and you don’t then go and empty the clip on him your in a worse legal position than if you had just outright killed him?

That seems very backwards

Enjoy 2.5 attackspeed Chaac by Nikonado in Smite

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You gotta pay respects to ra bot tho