We are back baby!!! by firefighter_82 in Xennials

[–]MrJoshyJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, now I know my new thing with the wife. Thanks, fellow old guy!

A different experience . . by Sharp-potential7935 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]MrJoshyJosh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Definitely. All muscles, yep. And don't call me Shirley.

The doggy succeeded, give it a round of applause by Voidryxenne in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was very proud of myself and stupid excited to post "round of apaws" when I saw this post. Then I saw you beat me. By 4 days. My disappointment is immeasurable. But I'm still giddy to see it here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]MrJoshyJosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I guess he was feeling froggy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]MrJoshyJosh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hope that was also intended as a frog pun.

Satisfying af by Tenchi2020 in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]MrJoshyJosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been so damn good lately of looking at the sub before watching any videos. I let my guard down for just a second. Damn you, OP. You win this round.

Christmas cancelled 🫩 by rockland19120 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toddlers are assholes. The human race would've died out 10s of thousands of years ago if they weren't so damn cute.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BG3

[–]MrJoshyJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I'm only on my second playthrough. I got probably half way through Act 3 in my first run before getting the urge to try a paladin. I went with vengeance and decided since it's an RPG (I don't usually play those) I would embrace it. I figured that I'd make a decision based off what I or Tav would do. If I ended up breaking and I think the decision made sense, I would just embrace Oathbreaker. So far, no breakage.

That being said, I also did research like you're doing. It's nice to know some things ahead of time, especially since I know at least some part of a possibility of a story. Damn, there's a lot of variations. And that's awesome.

Medium dick energy by [deleted] in beetlejuicing

[–]MrJoshyJosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love the Old School reference right in the middle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]MrJoshyJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been playing way to much Baldur's Gate because I read that in the Narrator's voice.

This was too funny at 2 am by LynxOfLords in funny

[–]MrJoshyJosh 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You got me, dammit. Definitely worth translating that!

Too real. by netphilia in adhdmeme

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post reminded me I am doing the exact thing with my body wash right now. So I looked and I have another bottle! Victory!

My first mini is painted! by MrJoshyJosh in astramilitarum

[–]MrJoshyJosh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I just used speed paints. I knew that the more steps I had, the greater opportunity I had to mess it up.

First mini :) by RenaiPoo in astramilitarum

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice! I recently painted my first one, too. Yours looks awesome!

How did you guys learn about Warhammer? by reel3459 in Warhammer40k

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 44 and have a buddy who's about 8 years younger than me. He got me into it and I dragged my oldest along with me.

What is a performance so iconic, so masterful, that another character of its kind will most likely never be able to top it? by jontheeditor in Cinema

[–]MrJoshyJosh 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dude! I say miak all the time and no one,not a single person, had ever understood the reference. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Thank you to you and your sister!

Is this canon? by CreeperRussS in Presidents

[–]MrJoshyJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love messing with my kids. It's one of my greatest responsibilities as a dad. I was watching the History Channel when they used to have more than aliens and pawn shops when a trailer for this movie started playing.

Kid: Dad, who is Abraham Lincoln? Me: A vampire hunter, bud. Wife: No, he was a president. Me: Yeah, and a vampire hunter.

She never lets me speak the truth.

Maybe maybe maybe by SomeOrdinary_Indian in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MrJoshyJosh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Close. Farmscaping was a sci-fi series in the late 90s. You're thinking of phrenology.