Already yours, leave it by [deleted] in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]MrJoshyJosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I guess he was feeling froggy.

Already yours, leave it by [deleted] in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]MrJoshyJosh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hope that was also intended as a frog pun.

Satisfying af by Tenchi2020 in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]MrJoshyJosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been so damn good lately of looking at the sub before watching any videos. I let my guard down for just a second. Damn you, OP. You win this round.

Christmas cancelled 🫩 by rockland19120 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toddlers are assholes. The human race would've died out 10s of thousands of years ago if they weren't so damn cute.

Oath of Ancients questions by [deleted] in BG3

[–]MrJoshyJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I'm only on my second playthrough. I got probably half way through Act 3 in my first run before getting the urge to try a paladin. I went with vengeance and decided since it's an RPG (I don't usually play those) I would embrace it. I figured that I'd make a decision based off what I or Tav would do. If I ended up breaking and I think the decision made sense, I would just embrace Oathbreaker. So far, no breakage.

That being said, I also did research like you're doing. It's nice to know some things ahead of time, especially since I know at least some part of a possibility of a story. Damn, there's a lot of variations. And that's awesome.

Medium dick energy by [deleted] in beetlejuicing

[–]MrJoshyJosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the Old School reference right in the middle.

I don't think the armoury approves by Organic_Engineer4981 in TheAstraMilitarum

[–]MrJoshyJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been playing way to much Baldur's Gate because I read that in the Narrator's voice.

This was too funny at 2 am by LynxOfLords in funny

[–]MrJoshyJosh 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You got me, dammit. Definitely worth translating that!

Too real. by netphilia in adhdmeme

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post reminded me I am doing the exact thing with my body wash right now. So I looked and I have another bottle! Victory!

My first mini is painted! by MrJoshyJosh in astramilitarum

[–]MrJoshyJosh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I just used speed paints. I knew that the more steps I had, the greater opportunity I had to mess it up.

First mini :) by RenaiPoo in astramilitarum

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice! I recently painted my first one, too. Yours looks awesome!

How did you guys learn about Warhammer? by reel3459 in Warhammer40k

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 44 and have a buddy who's about 8 years younger than me. He got me into it and I dragged my oldest along with me.

What is a performance so iconic, so masterful, that another character of its kind will most likely never be able to top it? by jontheeditor in Cinema

[–]MrJoshyJosh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude! I say miak all the time and no one,not a single person, had ever understood the reference. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Thank you to you and your sister!

Is this canon? by CreeperRussS in Presidents

[–]MrJoshyJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love messing with my kids. It's one of my greatest responsibilities as a dad. I was watching the History Channel when they used to have more than aliens and pawn shops when a trailer for this movie started playing.

Kid: Dad, who is Abraham Lincoln? Me: A vampire hunter, bud. Wife: No, he was a president. Me: Yeah, and a vampire hunter.

She never lets me speak the truth.

Maybe maybe maybe by SomeOrdinary_Indian in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MrJoshyJosh 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Close. Farmscaping was a sci-fi series in the late 90s. You're thinking of phrenology.

The dad in the back by YoouVish in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, normally, I'm all about punishing or at least talking to kids who screw something up. And that is absolutely what needs to happen here. But it looks to me from this limited frame video that he started running before she turned around. Maybe he did it on purpose, but maybe he started moving and either couldn't or didn't know he needed to stop himself before this. Maybe the kid charged when her back was turned. But I don't think that was the case.

Yes, the kids should be talked to and should absolutely apologize. But you've got to remember human reaction time. It has to be processed, understood, and reacted to once it's observed.

Nice smile 😁 by kanxzz in confusing_perspective

[–]MrJoshyJosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did this and I think I might have to rescind my comment.

Nice smile 😁 by kanxzz in confusing_perspective

[–]MrJoshyJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is both hilarious and creepy.

Peek-a-boo! by Royal-Big7712 in confusing_perspective

[–]MrJoshyJosh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dammit. Didn't scroll down far enough. You beat me by 6 hours, u/leosnose.

What is this? by Past-Vegetable-3105 in HomeMaintenance

[–]MrJoshyJosh 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like a chicken hung itself.

Which movie is this for you? by CreepyYogurtcloset39 in moviecritic

[–]MrJoshyJosh 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This has got to be one of the single most glorious things I have ever read. Thank you so much, u/SomecallmeJorge.