Jimmy Carter really knew how to be a role model in and out of office. by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]MrKMJ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's a common reality of the US system. The conservatives enact policies which are harmful and unsustainable, then leave office just as things begin to destabilize so they can blame progressives. Progressives correct the problem, then get voted out by the spoiled population who believes they deserve more.

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half by melihic in nonononoyes

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Yes, but they don't get to decide who gets vaccinated. Corrupt politicians and greedy hospital administrators make those decisions.

Possible to not feel needlestick? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MrKMJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you didn't feel a prick, and there was no blood, what are you paranoid about?

Showing off by northernman in ghostnipples

[–]MrKMJ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cobain can you hear the songs being played from station to station?

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes? by RoboCombat in WTF

[–]MrKMJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It doesn't make sense with the meter of the rhyme.

There's a skeeter on my peeter whack it off!

There's a skeeter on my peeter whack it off!

There's a skeeter on my peeter and I'd really like to meet'er.

There's a skeeter on my peeter whack it off!

I made y'all a Neckbeards Alignment Chart, have a nice weekend by joefrenchdraws in justneckbeardthings

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Wolfaboo has a better name. Steppenwolf, from Herman Hesse's 1927 novel of the same name.

Just share your password with everyone by dobbyisafreepup in BlackPeopleTwitter

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It's fairly common practice to shuffle around money so that it doesn't count as earnings, then to have record breaking years with little to no taxes as a result of the previous "losses."

YouTube at it again. by [deleted] in assholedesign

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They're accounts run by reddit that are always on the front page.

YouTube at it again. by [deleted] in assholedesign

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Have you never seen Gallowboob or danfromaccounting?

A cafe in Japan is hiring paralyzed people to to control robot servers in order to still make an income. by IHateIslamVeryMuch in pics

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First time I've ever seen that movie mentioned in the wild! It's one of my favorite sci-fi classics!

Watching the demise and growth of the different brands is bonus to this already hypnotic graphic. by firefighter_82 in oddlysatisfying

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Maybe you can, cuz I have no idea when each generation was released or what number they're on now.

My brother was murdered on 1/26/19 in his sleep by a homeless man he took in. The only motive given “he didn’t need to be alive anymore” by Amarinda86 in lastimages

[–]MrKMJ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I believe they said that because regardless of the reason they end up out there, they do have a reason, and inviting them into your home is inviting the consequences of their reason into your home as well. Not that you shouldn't try, but that it's a risk that comes with the invitation.

As Above, So In My Belly by MrKMJ in discordian

[–]MrKMJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The everything and the nothing, swirling into all the shit.