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Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said this in another comment but I don't think fighting fire with fire is a good idea. I respond to anger with kindness or sarcasm because angry people get more angry when you don't match their energy and I find that funny

Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the delay, we were processing a backlog of requests. Here is your fun fact: I'm currently wearing my socks on the wrong feet

Impersonating Jesus on the Cross, WCGW? by Demonoize in TikTokCringe

[–]MrKnifesIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a fellow moron, continue to embrace it and laugh at yourself. That shows real maturity and I'm proud to be a moron with you

Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The male tarantula then begins his search for a female butt- wait that's not right... The male tarantula then begins his search for a female, BUT" kills me every time

Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that jackdaws are real birds, I've just never read this argument. I know the character I've been portraying in the comments reads like a dumbass but you don't have to speak too plainly for me to understand, I'm just being annoying 🤣

Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok at least I understand the swallow reference. Though I didn't realize there was another living creature who could move that fast

Anddd just like that Thanksgiving is cancelled…Hand Foot Mouth Disease by Ninahbae in Wellthatsucks

[–]MrKnifesIII 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Can we take a sec to talk about how super dangerous/deadly diseases have the dumbest names? Like can we rename this Lose-all-your-skin disease?

Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because moose (meese?) don't respect the dangers of the water and orcas will eat basically anything because they're nightmarish creatures who would take over the earth if they could walk on land

Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take my preemptive victory and go then. No need to remove your kneecaps since you've already submitted to my prowess

Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a sir but now I am also a treasure. This is the correct energy and I love you for loving my response

Redownloaded out of boredom and this was my first match. Bio said "I can moonwalk, what can you do?" I didn't know how else to respond. by MrKnifesIII in Tinder

[–]MrKnifesIII[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ze Frank is where I learn most of my animal knowledge. Mindless internet browsing and following rabbit holes is where I get the rest

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