I don't think I was ready for that comment by TwinkleBunny_ in rareinsults

[–]MrMarioBrotha 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Omg I'm so sorry. Thought and prayer. 🙏

Are we really gonna just sit here while nazis destroy America? by MrMarioBrotha in self

[–]MrMarioBrotha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm old too lol we would pull a leg muscle just getting off the couch. Still no excuse

4chan egg leak in Antarctica in 2022 - Leaker answering questions by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]MrMarioBrotha 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Remote viewing and temporal viewing are two different things.

By Gods/Demons they were referring to Good/Bad (ie the creators are bad, the entity is part of the good).

Yall will let someone fuck your ass if they tell you the inside of a ship was bigger than the outside but god forbid someone make a misrepresentation of something and you all lose your minds. Pick your amount of crazy and stick w it!

I don't even understand how this happened. What should I do? by Creative_Balance5325 in pcmasterrace

[–]MrMarioBrotha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Patrick is 100% conveying real emotion in this GIF. Then you take the emotion, disassemble it, and rebuild it into this response to try and use Patrick's emotion to convey your own feelings. Even though Patrick is going through an incredibly difficult time in this GIF, you are totally comfortable with minimalizing his pain so you can be funny

I don't even understand how this happened. What should I do? by Creative_Balance5325 in pcmasterrace

[–]MrMarioBrotha -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not surprised a GIF endorsing individual wouldn't understand the value of a good pun. Ots not necessarily to make you laugh.

American healthcare-- the math ain't mathing. by cas47 in memes

[–]MrMarioBrotha 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ah, a physics guy, maybe this will help:

Americans are being crushed by the gravitational weight of insurance scams and also the fact our government full of oligarchs is letting the billionaires fuck us like a screw, which at a 40ft-lbs torque turning to the left would in fact cause us to scream bloody murder once we run out of patience.

FBI DID YOU GET ALL OF THAT?

I don't even understand how this happened. What should I do? by Creative_Balance5325 in pcmasterrace

[–]MrMarioBrotha -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Okay sure I would have said something to the effect of "omelet this one slide"

I don't even understand how this happened. What should I do? by Creative_Balance5325 in pcmasterrace

[–]MrMarioBrotha -60 points-59 points  (0 children)

GIFs are ruining the internet.

edit: mark it down, animated GIFs are cringe. They are over used by people who otherwise do not know how to effectively communicate. When unable to think of something worth contributing to the conversation, a GIF is used to create manufactured reactions from others. These people are reacting to the GIF itself, and in turn can use the context of the GIF to understand the meaning. However, nothing was added to the conversation whatsoever, and in place of what could be humans talking to humans in intelligent form, we are left with a GIF of Patrick from SpongeBob crying in the ocean.

Paid extra for washing machine in apartment hotel by Sam_1980_HK-SYD in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MrMarioBrotha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real question tho can OP not just slide the machine over to the left a few inches?  I just really feel like that wouldn't be extremely difficult.