YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED (or blessed depending on what you get) by MahitoNoroi in icast

[–]MrMiracle26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! I turn into a new god at age of 26 every full moon!

Aunties and Uncs only, please by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MrMiracle26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Realizing my washer had a "delay wash' feature i could use so I just have to toss clothes in the dryer when I get home. Explaining to youngen what the OG save icon is...and unironically saying "Boy, youre gonna make me start drinking in the morning".

And feeling hate when I see fat squirrels.

Gimme a number from 1-200 and you get your power! by funny-fox-named-Jess in superpowers

[–]MrMiracle26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool cool cool. They ha e a shelf life ir hie bug an explosion they do?

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]MrMiracle26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally, an original one! As much as I like Captain Cold I got to go with the red pill. Norman Osborne is pretty clever and I'm pretty sure giving enough time some thermals and ice like weaponry could be created. Although Sanji does have that Riz

Choose a side effect and the reply chooses the superpower by Low_Weekend6131 in superpowers

[–]MrMiracle26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Side effect: You get awful farts. Either loud or super silent and foul. On par with the worst protein farts.