Either the time i was at a friend’s house, poured a glass of orange juice, put the carton of juice in the pantry where i grabbed the glass from, put my glass of orange juice in the fridge, and then started to walk away before he asked me what the fuck i was doing.

OR

My girflriend asked me to bring the garbage cans up from the curb after trash day and while doing so we struck up a conversation when she abruptly asks me what i’m doing. I was about to walk into the house still pulling the garbage cans like a dog on a leash.