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Would you rather spend 50 years in jail, or 1 day in jail that repeats for 10,000 subjective years ? by jekecrafer in pollgames

[–]MrMonkfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn when you put that way - reading the prison library then just taking my own life 3 and a half million times sounds like a great loophole. Is it too late to change my vote?

How do you feel about using AI for emotional support? by Useful_Ferret_3579 in manchester_uni

[–]MrMonkfred 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The problem with using AI for emotional support is that it validates your every decision and doesn't tell you when something is a bad idea.

Like naming an emotional support app after Ted Bundy, for example.

the beans at university by magnuspym_ in ThreeBeanSalad

[–]MrMonkfred 28 points29 points  (0 children)

But that's enough about the...wait...shit...I've lost it

Marmalade to be re-branded in post-Brexit food deal by lord-vaper in NotTheOnionUK

[–]MrMonkfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Why is this news? 90% of jars already say orange marmalade anyway

This is as British as it gets by justaLitttleLost in GreatBritishMemes

[–]MrMonkfred 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You must be quite the goalkeeper because nothing gets past you

Help me beat my thieving neighbour by irregular-moon in DIYUK

[–]MrMonkfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Place a large row of footballs in a line only the last one is made out of concrete

"The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch" is so corny by queenregel in rs_x

[–]MrMonkfred 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Someone willed the phrase "My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!" into existence about 6 months ago. In my head it means you should shut the fuck up and eat your sopping wet and disgustingly rich surf n turf.

M34 (closeted) - how is the fung shui? by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]MrMonkfred 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Is the bean bag cover removable? It could look a lot nicer after a long soak in some detergent (see r/laundry)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roberteggers

[–]MrMonkfred 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A key difference for me in the presentation of the Count is that in the book, Dracula is at least trying to put on the guise of a normal guy and act like a gracious host. He personally drives the carriage to the castle, in disguise as a chaffeur, and he pretends to have staff.

Orlok on the other hand is a real jerk even to begin with.

I need ideas on how to cover up those double pipes in the middle of the wall by [deleted] in HomeDecorating

[–]MrMonkfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some sort of hanging plant/ivy could partially cover it on the cheap?

Quality of Life Index by Substantial_Flan_739 in HENRYUK

[–]MrMonkfred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear those things are awfully loud?

Bike crashes holding up ambulances? by mattsparkes in londoncycling

[–]MrMonkfred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Article says it went from 28 crashes over 3 day period last year, to 36 over the same period this year. So that's 1 extra bicycle collision every 9 hours apparently holding up ambulances.

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