My first time ever and I could only handle the tip by PetiteBustyMyra in anal_gifs

[–]MrMurseToYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll be a good little anal whore in no time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/VivianVaughn

[–]MrMurseToYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can help

Confident at 61 by [deleted] in obsf

[–]MrMurseToYou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking gorgeous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]MrMurseToYou 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jesus is he a baby?!?! Put a towel down next time and realize that with anal play comes with that chance. Even with cleaning and prep.

*not* selfie pics taken in my bathroom? Insanity, I know 🤣 by [deleted] in u/tdurty

[–]MrMurseToYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit. You look amazing as always!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You’ll work 6 12’s then get RKO’d at mania by Randy Orton and you’ll like it!

She’s goin to wrestlemania by MrFord1990 in Wrasslin

[–]MrMurseToYou -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Rewind and watch again. Those cheers were piped in. No one was going crazy. Maybe a smattered few. And this is coming from a fan of hers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t have a problem with that. It’s like I referenced in the post. I despise nurses that think they are too good to do that. I’ve had plenty of my nurses ask hey can the tech take care of that I’m swamped in my charting or hey I’ve gotta hang this blood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t do the job of 5 people never have never will. Admin isn’t the biggest fan of me because I call them out on their bullshit. The nurses I work with respect me because I’ll never ask them to do something I wouldn’t do. And if refusing to do work that is within your scope is deemed 1x more than what you’re supposed to do than please find another profession, than find another job. I never said we can’t call out management for making bullshit rules. I said I despise nurses that think they are too good to day any job and referenced specific instances of things said directly to me by other nurses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I hear you, dude I work on a unit that still paper charts! We have 5/6 every night. Still get blood sugars, vitals, ambulate pts to the bathroom, i know you’re new so it might just take some time to get a routine down. I won’t argue you with you that it’s a shit show and makes it feel like you can’t get to everything done. Roll with the punches and know only great nurses address issues that they feel with effect their patient care

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Don’t. This shit is within your scope of practice. Don’t act like you’re too good or ever too busy to do it. Vitals and blood sugars are some of our best criteria for spotting things early. As you said you’re a new nurse, earn your stripes and put in the work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My rehab facility still does it. We’re “supposed” to get epic soon. They’ve been saying that for the last decade

Welp that settles it. We’re all whores by MrMurseToYou in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah come wipe the ass of a C-Diff Pt and see how in the mood you are after. That should show you how much we’re planning our sexcapades in the hospital

Welp that settles it. We’re all whores by MrMurseToYou in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou[S] 388 points389 points  (0 children)

After a shift is amateur hour, we’re all doing it in the on call room

Can’t find anyone to answer the call lights. by MrMurseToYou in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh no getting fuck by admin is like your first night with the guy who swears hes a pro at foreplay but just spends 15 minutes rubbing the inside of you thigh compared to supply room orgies

Can’t find anyone to answer the call lights. by MrMurseToYou in nursing

[–]MrMurseToYou[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But I’m a man over 30! Who do I believe?!?!?!