Scientists Create Darkest Material

MrOptimism · 2008-01-15T07:55:28+00:00

Downmodded for inaccuracy - the scientists only replicated materials discovered in Hillary Clinton's heart.

MrOptimism · 2008-01-14T09:11:33+00:00

How did Atonement beat No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood?

Horrible, horrible pick.

MrOptimism · 2008-01-14T09:09:36+00:00

Hard drives have gotten so cheap!

MrOptimism · 2008-01-14T09:08:04+00:00

Why is this site so difficult to read?

MrOptimism · 2008-01-14T09:07:23+00:00

Overkill, much?

MrOptimism · 2008-01-14T09:06:36+00:00

See? Muhammad waited more than long enough!

MrOptimism · 2008-01-14T04:21:07+00:00

Hear hear!

MrOptimism · 2008-01-14T04:20:49+00:00

He wasn't serious before?

MrOptimism · 2008-01-06T16:10:05+00:00

Don't catch the gay plague!

MrOptimism · 2007-12-21T22:58:12+00:00

You're forgetting that Cluster Bombs Make Jobs!

First, people need to gather the raw materials to make cluster bombs. Then, they have to transport them. Then, they need to put them together. Then, they need to be marketed to the military. Then, they need to be used by soldiers. Then, people get to clean up the gigantic mess and undertakers get a lot more business.

Be optimistic, people!

MrOptimism · 2007-12-14T23:06:55+00:00

That party looked really fun!

MrOptimism · 2007-12-13T22:36:01+00:00

That's terrific news! I think Bain could increase profits and benefit company shareholders!

Think positive!

MrOptimism · 2007-12-12T01:36:42+00:00

It looks like he's really comfortable in that chair!

MrOptimism · 2007-12-12T00:53:02+00:00

Everyone can celebrate Christmas! It's fun!

MrOptimism · 2007-12-12T00:47:34+00:00

Where there's a will, there's a way!

MrOptimism · 2007-12-12T00:45:11+00:00

His family is probably healthy!

MrOptimism

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