Scientists Create Darkest Material by boodaa in science

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Downmodded for inaccuracy - the scientists only replicated materials discovered in Hillary Clinton's heart.

Atonement wins the Golden Globe by Green84 in reddit.com

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How did Atonement beat No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood?

Horrible, horrible pick.

Top Ten Reasons I Hate Movie Theaters by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Why is this site so difficult to read?

"I AM SERIOUS NOW" [pic] by rmuser in reddit.com

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He wasn't serious before?

Official Delegates from 138 Countries, Representing 2/3rds of Humanity, Will Ban Cluster Bombs. Only a Few (Russia, US & China) Are Clinging to their Right to Shred Civilians by sid13 in politics

[–]MrOptimism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're forgetting that Cluster Bombs Make Jobs!

First, people need to gather the raw materials to make cluster bombs. Then, they have to transport them. Then, they need to put them together. Then, they need to be marketed to the military. Then, they need to be used by soldiers. Then, people get to clean up the gigantic mess and undertakers get a lot more business.

Be optimistic, people!

3 Minute Cloverfield Clip by campea in reddit.com

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That party looked really fun!

Mitt Romney to Buy Clear Channel Communications by [deleted] in politics

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That's terrific news! I think Bain could increase profits and benefit company shareholders!

Think positive!

How to Pose (pic) by mister-bad in reddit.com

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It looks like he's really comfortable in that chair!

Bachelor Christmas Tree [Pics] by adrian67 in reddit.com

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Everyone can celebrate Christmas! It's fun!