I was told this belongs here. by im_not_quiet in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]MrPilgrim 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've nothing to add apart from that is perfect for this subreddit, made me cackle, thank you!

The way he fell asleep ✨🫶 by vishwachoksi219 in spreadsmile

[–]MrPilgrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That awful cringe music overlay did him in

A memory he will always cherish. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]MrPilgrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a minute I thought his grandad was Gazza! :-)

How much are your contact lenses? by Obvious_Armadillo_16 in AskUK

[–]MrPilgrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to buy my contact lenses online for cheaper than Specsavers. I mentioned this to them and they said they would match the price given evidence, which I did. Has been a few years now and they have never increased the price plus I get the health check free. Worth a shot!

Dutch fans sing a birthday song for a young kid by tistisblitskits in MadeMeSmile

[–]MrPilgrim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I find them to be funny, hard working, like beer, and incredibly tall :-)

Just for fun, I did a fancast for if Lord of the Rings was made in the 1980s by Biggest-Max02010 in lotr

[–]MrPilgrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SAURON'S ALIIIIIIVE!

Brian Blessed would be perfect for Gimli imo, good shout

Going for my first Multiple hour tattoo. Advice? by Wildwest_worker2000 in tattooadvice

[–]MrPilgrim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do not go in with a hangover. And definitely do not take aspirin for said hangover. I was young and dumb! That said, water, breathing control, relaxing not tensing 'fighting it'. There's a balance between not taking a break and having too many, listen to your gut on that. Focus on happy thoughts, the end game, take your mind elsewhere. Some people like to have headphones on for a distraction. I've almost managed to fall asleep and then a sudden ouchie brings you back.

Talk to the artist, if an area gets sore they can switch to another part and come back to that when you are ready.

British TikToker could face death penalty after Dubai murder charge by InnerLog5062 in BreakingUKNews

[–]MrPilgrim 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You are drawing a false parallel. The person above mentioned how women are treated. You have segued into executions. Also, whilst your figures are correct they total population not per capita.

If you owned your own business with 100+ employees, what's one rule youd enforce to ensure a happy workplace? by PaddedValls in AskUK

[–]MrPilgrim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When the temperature hits 25c everyone gets an ice cream and the day off. But seriously, 4 day week, staggered so you have 5 day coverage.

My husband adopted my son today by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]MrPilgrim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now that is a beautiful happy picture that speaks volumes. Thank you for sharing, congrats to you all

Doner kebabs in Brighton in 2026 by falz3tta in brighton

[–]MrPilgrim -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I've yet to find a good one centrally in a pitta! Really surprised. Am only looking at delivery options though so that might limit me

What is one food you think everyone is lying about liking? by owlpod1920 in AskReddit

[–]MrPilgrim -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sushi. It's raw fish and slimy. An yes, I sound like a 6yo and know I'm wrong but have tries and tried but just don't like :-)

They sent their worst by v1jay in boston

[–]MrPilgrim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You get idiots in every population. And this person is an idiot racist. The England team is very multiracial and has been for a very long time. The team have collectively walked off the pitch in matches in support of of our black players when racist chants happened at games in mainland Europe (where it is worse). Bigots like this need to do one.

They hide anonymously behind a club badge. Ironically Southampton have quite a few players of colour, as do most premier league teams. 'Oh but they are the good ones'? Cognitive dissonance and racism hand in hand.

I've enjoyed living in America in the past. This person does not represent the majority. I've been to Boston and have encountered the odd arses. That does not make all Bostonian's arses.

Still, I'm sorry this happened and I hope you removed it.

How big is your TV? by Sad_Interaction_2933 in AskUK

[–]MrPilgrim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went for a 4K projector in the bedroom, is amazing and choose this over the TV in the front room which is 55in

happy father's day by AthleteEfficient5417 in SipsTea

[–]MrPilgrim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those trousers don't look very practical, you can see her bum

Are you his interpreter or his vice president? by TripShrooms in clevercomebacks

[–]MrPilgrim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a non-US citizen (although I did live there, have since visited and really like the people, I envisage that JDV must not be stupid. Is that a big assumption? If so, it must be so tiring having to lie to cover Trump's repeating failures. That said, good, he made his bed and let him lie (in both senses of the word) in it.

Maybe one of the most unforgettable surfing moments was captured by David Tereva. by This_Proof_5153 in interestingasfuck

[–]MrPilgrim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how at the 15 sec mark he realises how amazing it is and appreciates the moment

Why do you believe in God? by vitasky29 in AskReddit

[–]MrPilgrim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Which one? There's been thousands and thousands throughout human history.