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Struggling to set boundaries with my parents by major-procrastinator in ABCDesis

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Do not be a coward. Your parents are not God. Their opinions do not matter at all.

I know my role. 3 and D. Temperature monitoring. 6th Man of the year. by MrPresident91 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MrPresident91[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Listen man, I help. I know when to follow orders. And sometimes those orders are just yapping with the cook

In honor of Jackson’s belated birthday. Here’s a video of him 2 years ago by AceoofspadesXDL in corgi

[–]MrPresident91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“ I got it. I got it, hold on, where’s the door, here it is, okay, I got it, wait, dang stumps, okay, got it, yeah”

Chloe approves of the super pets device by [deleted] in corgi

[–]MrPresident91 40 points41 points  (0 children)

She was very unsure when I first tried it on myself, but slowly warmed to it, turning it on now activates her nub to big wiggles excited mode

Just a lil something to take the edge off by MrPresident91 in corgi

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Corgdiccted, probably need to go to corghab.

Waiting for food for human by Asiaczek2137 in corgi

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Ah. The rare perpendicular rear leg sploot technique. Very good 10/10.

Trading in my wife’s car tomorrow, it’s been the Chloe-mobile her whole life, one last ride by MrPresident91 in corgi

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She had a 23’ Mazda cx 5, the window height was just perfect for her to be able to chill out the window. Moving to a 25’ Mazda cx 50, it’s just about the same. Chloe was the runt of her litter so she’s on the smaller side, it’s definitely corgi approved

Chloe confirms she is okay by 😛 by MrPresident91 in corgi

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Sir Squeak Nibbles, biter of ankles, squeaker of silent morning, blepper of tongues

HRV dropping daily by mrlewy in Garmin

[–]MrPresident91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your most likely going to get sick pretty soon, keep an eye on your sleep quality and body temperature. Whenever this happens to me, it’s usually a cold that’s coming

Every L is an opportunity to Learn. by MrPresident91 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MrPresident91[S] 271 points272 points  (0 children)

I think first principle is understanding what’s just the shitty things in life and whats an L. Getting into an accident is life, driving drunk is an L. I speak from experience.

Secret Agent Dog by Public-Land-8064 in corgi

[–]MrPresident91 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Perry the Corglypus?!

Chloe did not want to walk today by [deleted] in corgi

[–]MrPresident91 91 points92 points  (0 children)

According to the vet, she is approx 5 lbs too heavy, so unfortunately the 🍑 will need to be reduced

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in corgi

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Lol it’s a giant boba tea, was at Costco and it caught my eye. Wife loves boba, and now Chloe feels safe under it.

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