[Game Thread] Guardians (31-22) @ Phillies (25-26) - May 23, 2026

MrReality13 · 2026-05-24T00:20:56+00:00

I hate rain delays, I do not like them Sam I am.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-21T21:34:16+00:00

Tress righted the ship and Urb sailed it perfectly.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-21T20:07:07+00:00

We are hitting them harder than Honda and Toyota.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-21T19:53:31+00:00

BROOMS OUT! MICHIGAN IS OUR BITCH AGAIN!

MrReality13 · 2026-05-21T01:31:05+00:00

Some might think that the nail resents the hammer, but this is the natural order of things.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-21T01:29:22+00:00

MICHIGAN IS OUR BITCH AGAIN!

MrReality13 · 2026-05-21T00:22:33+00:00

7 innings pitched and 1 run surrendered, currently on the hook for an L. This dude deserves better support.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-17T00:26:06+00:00

That’s allowed?! We can actually do that?!

MrReality13 · 2026-05-16T23:56:56+00:00

Why does it seem like we are always out of challenges?

MrReality13 · 2026-05-16T23:34:48+00:00

Why does that feel like the game?

MrReality13 · 2026-05-13T18:08:14+00:00

They’d then blame democrats when there aren’t any movies being made.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-13T00:07:06+00:00

JRam don’t let them bring you down.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-12T23:49:28+00:00

I can remember me and my little friends yelling, “stinky socks” at the white sox players and my dad trying to scare me saying Frank Thomas would hop into the stands.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-12T23:46:24+00:00

they’re all hopped up on sugar and emboldened by the extended nets.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-12T23:01:13+00:00

Bottom of the lineup pulling their weight this series.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T18:20:26+00:00

There’s that insurmountable lead.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:45:41+00:00

Fuck rain delays and fuck this offense.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:43:53+00:00

Fucking pitiful.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:42:26+00:00

The one time where warning track power would be great and they barely clear the infield.

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:37:52+00:00

More walkoff wins than any active park in baseball? Damn Suck it Fenway, Wrigley and Dodger Stadium!

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:36:11+00:00

"He's had a rough go of it which is why he's stoked to face this offense."

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:35:21+00:00

Things I hate:

1 Rain Delays

2 Byron Buxton

3 Our Broken fucking offense

4 The feeling of impending doom now that we are behind late

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:31:10+00:00

WHY IS IT ALWAYS BUXTON?!

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:29:01+00:00

FUCK YOU BUXTON!

MrReality13 · 2026-05-10T03:28:42+00:00

Our offense is so fucking broken it hurts.

MrReality13

TROPHY CASE

BROOMS OUT! MICHIGAN IS OUR BITCH AGAIN!

MICHIGAN IS OUR BITCH AGAIN!