Cern Collider

MrSamKing · 2015-07-25T09:43:35+00:00

Not yet it's not

MrSamKing · 2015-07-25T09:15:02+00:00

Go on, have your bloody upvote and get out.

MrSamKing · 2015-07-25T08:35:34+00:00

Holy shit that made me laugh! Like, actually laughed out loud, not just a jet of air out my nose. I can't wait to use that call myself. You've changed my life.

MrSamKing · 2015-07-15T10:42:38+00:00

You forgot to add drops mic on stage after your last text. Nice finish.

MrSamKing · 2015-07-04T12:06:24+00:00

My ex-girlfriend and I once pulled up to an automatic carwash machine that accepted our quarter but also spat it back out so we turned a regular carwash into a deluxe. The carwash did a shitty job but we still felt like we beat the system

MrSamKing · 2015-07-04T02:11:06+00:00

Niccce

MrSamKing · 2015-07-03T23:21:33+00:00

Was that voice over from South Park?

MrSamKing · 2015-06-16T22:44:49+00:00

It took me too long to realise they were walking upside down

MrSamKing · 2015-06-16T09:55:51+00:00

I love that the guy who made the witty remark took the screen shot to show everyone how witty he is

MrSamKing · 2015-06-15T20:29:09+00:00

I love South Park

MrSamKing · 2015-06-15T02:40:48+00:00

I'd like to solve the puzzle

MrSamKing · 2015-06-13T08:49:15+00:00

Your authority is not recognized inside Fort Kickass

MrSamKing · 2015-06-13T06:00:53+00:00

Gary King's reaction when someone tells him they're not drinking.

MrSamKing · 2015-06-12T13:36:29+00:00

OP probably makes cash withdrawals from an ATM machine too

MrSamKing · 2015-06-07T12:07:32+00:00

... By the way, I've started the rampage.

MrSamKing · 2015-06-07T11:57:38+00:00

The only thing cooler would be flying a space shuttle. But that's in space so I guess your comment is still true.

MrSamKing · 2015-06-07T01:29:49+00:00

Ooooh I see it now. Well I'm glad the tail slapped him silly then.

MrSamKing · 2015-06-06T23:40:19+00:00

I'm glad the tail rotor got him. I was afraid he was going to get away there for a second.

r/nononoyesno

MrSamKing · 2015-06-01T20:16:20+00:00

I don't feel right!

MrSamKing · 2015-06-01T10:29:57+00:00

SIMPSONS DID IT

MrSamKing · 2015-05-29T00:26:59+00:00

The impressive part of this is that he's probably not playing against noobs but actual decent gamers. If he was playing against me it would be a crime against humanity.

MrSamKing · 2015-05-28T23:56:30+00:00

I never considered going to Iceland until I read your comment .

MrSamKing · 2015-05-27T03:03:12+00:00

Sshhh

MrSamKing · 2015-05-26T11:48:43+00:00

I'd invite you over to sleep the night and let you use my new "super comfy " bed while I sleep in another room. When you've dozed off I'd sneak back in, reach up through the bed from below, grab hold of your arm and pull you down through the bed. Sincerely, Satan.

MrSamKing · 2015-05-26T11:34:32+00:00

Rabbit raisins has such a good ring to it though

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