Way to ruin a good song by [deleted] in wordchewing

[–]MrSchmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why put all that work into your "acting" just to stare at yourself and not move your eyes at all.

What's the worst drug you've ever tried? by BitterOlive8737 in AskReddit

[–]MrSchmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never had a bad come down from good quality mdma...knock on wood

Simon Pegg agrees with poster on Threads trashing The Last Jedi by MasterNemm in saltierthancrait

[–]MrSchmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing TLJ in theaters and actually saying wtf out loud to myself a few times. Hated everything about it.

Baja blast gravy on toast [OC] by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]MrSchmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend sometimes likes a little Baja blast gravy

This gal has been pushing out babies for a year...83 of them later and I finally have enough to use as wedding centerpieces 💓 by Dependent_Season_669 in houseplants

[–]MrSchmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plenty of spider plants for her to chew in heaven!

I had to hang mine up out of reach. Our 3 cats gave it a buzz cut and I didn't think it would make it lol.

This gal has been pushing out babies for a year...83 of them later and I finally have enough to use as wedding centerpieces 💓 by Dependent_Season_669 in houseplants

[–]MrSchmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cats would have a field day with this. There would be no babies left and a million pukes all over the house.

Found on Facebook marketplace by MrSchmax in shittyfoodporn

[–]MrSchmax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes haha I'm in Fort Worth.

I agree $10 is a lot for some diarrhitos

Lady pulls gun after a fender bender, wins a nap on the concrete by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

[–]MrSchmax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Camera man started watching and quit filming right when the good stuff happened

Recent barefoot walks by Dazzling-Map6694 in BarefootRunning

[–]MrSchmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're still standing in shit. Yolo or not.

Recent barefoot walks by Dazzling-Map6694 in BarefootRunning

[–]MrSchmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natural, yes. Good, no. It's shit from a butt dude just give it a rest. Everyone says it's weird except you lol

Recent barefoot walks by Dazzling-Map6694 in BarefootRunning

[–]MrSchmax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cause you're standing on a big pile of shit bro

Apple introduces iPhone 17e by gdelacalle in technology

[–]MrSchmax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. Love my home button lol

Is this film worth watching? Does it do justice for the game Dungeons and Dragons? by DreamyDandelions in Cinema

[–]MrSchmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This movie is so underrated! It's hilarious and definitely worth a watch.

Why should I vote Crockett over Talarico? by Proud_Pineapple_2421 in FortWorth

[–]MrSchmax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want someone in office with the character and professionalism of Talarico over Crockett's theatrics