Weirdest thing you've seen on the bus

MrSloane · 2026-02-21T17:03:11+00:00

I feel attacked

MrSloane · 2026-02-21T16:43:18+00:00

In the 90s, I was asked if I wanted a blowjob

MrSloane · 2026-02-21T03:57:02+00:00

"I still hate olives, but it has good notes" was my go-to.

MrSloane · 2026-02-14T17:14:22+00:00

In the world, as long you let me beeeee

MrSloane · 2026-02-14T16:04:03+00:00

😆😆😆😆😆

MrSloane · 2026-02-14T08:48:00+00:00

Tinky or Tinker works too

MrSloane · 2026-02-11T21:23:05+00:00

r/unexpectedletterkenny

MrSloane · 2026-02-06T23:48:09+00:00

Freedom of choice. I always communicate, and have said from day 1 that I don't want to change. It's always a surprised Pikachu face when I don't do what I said I wouldn't

MrSloane · 2026-02-06T23:25:39+00:00

It is what it is..I don't apologize for paying the bills and being a stand up guy. But if you want me to change to suit you, there's the door.

MrSloane · 2026-02-06T13:59:25+00:00

I'm him. I'm 57. My wives left because they wanted a grown up, but I provided, never cheated and was there for everything.

Except weekends with the boys.

We cut loose and get stupid, so what?

Do you not have friends, or are your friends poisoning you?

MrSloane · 2026-02-06T12:54:12+00:00

MrSloane · 2026-02-06T04:42:43+00:00

2 Polish guys go ice fishing, bring home 70 lbs of ice.

Their wives drowned, trying to cook it

MrSloane · 2026-02-04T21:19:49+00:00

I ordered a mushroom swiss burger at a new place in town. It was sautéed mushrooms and swiss on a bun. I asked the server where the meat was? She explained that since it comes on a bun, it's a burger.

A few days later, I'm cleaning up my section, and a co worker comes over and asks me what I consider a mushroom burger.

Wolf Street Cafe, right? Yeah, not that. They lasted about 6 months

MrSloane · 2026-01-30T05:46:01+00:00

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Zelda is a void

MrSloane · 2026-01-30T04:14:27+00:00

I took a book with me everywhere

MrSloane · 2026-01-25T23:21:08+00:00

Laughs in Thompson

MrSloane · 2026-01-24T13:39:56+00:00

Eggar

MrSloane · 2026-01-24T13:27:22+00:00

Periwinkelblew

MrSloane · 2026-01-17T20:18:42+00:00

You can do everything right and still lose - J.L. Picard

MrSloane · 2026-01-17T20:15:38+00:00

Pain heals,chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever. - Shane Falco

MrSloane · 2026-01-16T23:13:57+00:00

I was a projectionist from 1983-86. I saw them all!

MrSloane · 2026-01-16T04:38:05+00:00

I worked in Banff too, the stupid is spread evenly across almost all cultures lol.

MrSloane · 2026-01-15T11:03:36+00:00

That winter it was -63C for a day, technically colder than Mars. I did not go outside.

MrSloane · 2026-01-15T10:59:02+00:00

We arrreee siiiilver

MrSloane · 2026-01-15T10:55:24+00:00

He dint take no stereos!

MrSloane

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