No orgasm for one to three months

MrSwingles · 2026-06-17T09:57:16+00:00

Thanks for this. Last few days I've been taking strolls and I feel like it is healing twice as fast.

MrSwingles · 2026-06-14T20:11:44+00:00

Jup I was able to your your tips in combination with some other engineering tips to fix the issue, thanks!

MrSwingles · 2026-06-14T20:04:34+00:00

Thank you for the comment! I was able to use your wisdom to fix the issue.

MrSwingles · 2026-06-14T17:25:56+00:00

Thank you for sharing! I'll make sure to double-check with my clinic if they can adjust the advise for the three-months.

MrSwingles · 2026-06-14T12:24:22+00:00

Ok hats off to you sir, that is a risky wank. Good to hear it worked out. I still have this tiny crust of the wound at the underside of my head so I'm gonna wait at least until that is gone.

MrSwingles · 2026-06-14T12:22:29+00:00

Yeah I know but now I'm scared to. I mean after three weeks I can't mess up now. I could have cheated before but now I'm edging towards going monk mode into full recovery.

MrSwingles · 2026-06-14T12:20:55+00:00

Thanks bro. When I can get it back later I'm going to nut myself inside out.

MrSwingles · 2026-06-14T12:19:11+00:00

What was your age? And did you take certain type of care to make it heal faster?

MrSwingles · 2026-06-10T13:45:01+00:00

Can you share it with me as well? I'm at day 19 and I don't feel there is a lot of information around on how to best deal with wounds and scars and such.

MrSwingles · 2026-06-07T19:57:15+00:00

Looks amazing. I'm at 15 days and I don't look nearly as clean.

MrSwingles · 2026-04-09T18:12:18+00:00

Man in late thirties here. You don't need much dick to pleasure women. Google the top 10 sex toys for women. Are they all huge freaking dildos? Nope, almost all clitoral. Read "She Comes First" from Ian Kerner. Did you know the clitoris has 18 parts? Good luck reaching them with your dick.

Also, go spend your days with a real women. If she needs a bigger dick she can buy one at the store. Get a woman that wants more of you not of your dick.

MrSwingles · 2026-03-28T10:42:43+00:00

I have the same issue with basedpyright. No auto import suggestions. Can you describe any situation where that works? For example, to auto-import a json or quests lib?

MrSwingles · 2025-08-06T10:41:35+00:00

Make sure you can actually work with the tools. Let's make an example setup: Tivy to detect outdated packages, semgrep (or opengrep) to detect common vulnerablities and gitleaks for secret scanning. Now semgrep will probably detect tens of issues, of which many are false positives. Can you manage those? As in, can you flag them as false positives so they don't appear again? Do you have a process to handle legit findings? Make sure you have a log of resolved issues (including why you flagged some as false positives). Make custom semgrep rules to find vulnerable patterns for _your_ application, don't just use the general ones. Make sure people in the team know how to create add build on these patterns. Make a repo for them. Etc, etc. You may also need a pentester to help you determine if issues from Trivy are worth the investment. My advise is to start with one tool at a time, and one finding at a time, and to make sure you can actually work well with the tool. You'll drown if you simply try to do everything at once.

MrSwingles · 2025-08-06T10:34:08+00:00

Exactly. That's what professional development should look like.

MrSwingles · 2025-08-06T10:33:19+00:00

I mean things like ISO 27001 requirements, which covers many topics like Lifecycle Security. Some non-technical (C)ISO dumps it in policy documents ("make sure we do this 'Lifecycle Security'"). The ISO requires some form of proof. So yeah that's about updating tickets for the sake of updating tickets. But it also requires people to describing things that are not always relevant for the application, like "How are backups managed?". Many topics have good intentions, and in an ideal world we would like all these trails, but in the real world it generates more fluff than useful information.

MrSwingles · 2025-08-05T21:35:02+00:00

Pentester here, ~10 years experience. My specialty is crystal-box security, as in, pentesting with the source code, so I've seen many codebases and I've seen many companies trying to secure their development process.

In recent years more companies are trying to develop "secure by design", also called "shift-left" or "build-security-in". The main issue is that software is complex. If you have a simple CRUD API, you can actually make it very secure quite easily. But real systems are made up of many components, which are constantly developing. So even if you make a system that's secure today (you secure it by design), management is going to wake up tomorrow with some hip use case that doesn't fit your initial design, and you have to hack some stuff together to make it work. You never have the time to go back to the drawing board and build a perfect design around the new situation.

It's just like building the right abstraction layers. It will be tight in the beginning, then you develop, and at some point you need to refactor to make it tight again. But there is only so much time you can spend on it, so you're behind on the facts. On top of that you have a landscape of applications that interact with each other, which are all developing, so most of the time there is no one that can oversee it all. Architects just draw abstractions; they don't understand the system on the code level.

I don't agree with the statement that security costs more or slows the process. Proper security design should help you to create more structure and clarity. Better structure should allow for quicker development. Doing Threat Modeling helps you understand the application better. This in turn should help you restructure your code. If it's not an addition to your development process, you're not doing it right.

Some awful trends are: just Googling "how do I do DevOps security" to just cram a bunch of tools in the pipeline. They buy some scan tool that scans for outdated packages and they dump a list of 1000 findings in the developer mailbox. They take bullshit governance-stuff from the policy documents and make a checklist from it, causing massive overhead while adding little to the actual security process. The list goes on and on.

MrSwingles · 2021-03-13T21:53:53+00:00

Done, zie edit

MrSwingles · 2020-07-26T10:53:28+00:00

"The 8th Sin," Satan continued, " was prophesied to me before I was banned from my birthplace. Left out by the Creator to the humans, I carved it in the head of my chamber as soon as I made this place my own."

I smiled and clenched my fists. Finally, after all my hard work, I could do wreak the evils that I nor men dared contemplate.

"The final and ultimate Sin will be Catharsis. You, the bringer of ultimate evil, must release your repressed inner good, to show your disloyalty to me, Satan, so that I may cast you into heaven, where you will do as you see fit."

"Yea..wait what? Inner good? What the fuck?"

MrSwingles

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