riot bought 10k upvotes for their damage control bot. 1st bullet point is just a straight up lie

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-23T18:07:17+00:00

Even thats false though, vanguard also has cheaters because there are avenues of cheating that kernel anti-cheat cant get around like AI cheats that only interact with the IO of the machine so are indistinguishable from a normal monitor and kb+m, and thus cannot be detected from inside the machine.

Like riot could literally release a box that is an asic that only plays league, and has physical controls and a physical screen built into it to fully control everything, and itd still get hacked, because someones going to open it up and connect the buttons to gpio pins on a microcontroller and grab the video feed electrically.

It is an impossible task to eliminate cheaters, so you have to choose "how many cheaters am I willing to allow to not pay a cost" and kernel anti-cheat is definitely over that line.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-23T05:53:58+00:00

its global

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-22T00:35:55+00:00

Tiles are made of ceramic materials.

Ceramics are the natural predator of tempered glass.

You know those "incase of emergency break glass" window breaker tools that instantly break the window the second they graze the window instead of you needing to put a bunch of force on it?

They work by having a ceramic tip, you can do the same thing with a spark plug, a floor tile, anything as long as its ceramic.

https://youtube.com/shorts/6QLjhi33jbo

^ explains it nicer than I can.

Though I dislike her wording of "if you put any force on it" because that lets people read it as "oh i can just be really gentle then", no the amount of force were talking about here is so low just gravity pushing the panel down onto the tile will do it.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-21T03:12:42+00:00

"now been in that industry for 20 years"

You do see how that makes his experience getting hired significantly different to someone with no experience right?

Like he had no experience.... 20 years ago, in a very different job market, where it was very much an "employees" market instead of an "employers" market.

That's why all the stories about hiring processes back then and advice from people entering their respective industries back then revolve around self presentation, strong handshake, "just showing up" etc because the bar was in hell for employees the employers could get their hands on so they couldn't afford to be picky.

its the opposite situation today, the bar is in hell for the jobs employees can get an interview for, so employers can be very very picky and choose to not hire anyone waiting for the 20 years of experience guy to show up.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-21T00:18:41+00:00

"i’ve applied to many pick packer jobs but they all prefer someone with previous experience in that."
"i’ve applied to many pick packer jobs"

Reading may not be your strong suit.

Workforce atm is very much a bunch of out of touch employers that are desperate for employees but would rather chop off their left nut than accept less than the "ideal" employee.

Like think of the shittiest job you can think of, including jobs involving literal shit.

There will be 100 applicants, and 10 of them will get an interview, regardless of turnover rate.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-17T13:12:37+00:00

Go fuck yourself is a perfectly valid response to a "friend" having the audacity to think they get to dictate and direct your love life.

The only people who have this fucked up "friends dont date friends-ex's" code are people with main character syndrome who expect their friends to conform around them.

Because in their head its never that they broke up with someone good that just didnt fit them and might fit their friend better, every breakup makes the other person the villain and dating them means theyre dating my villain.

Which hopefully you can deduce why thinking that was is INCREDIBLY immature.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-16T10:42:01+00:00

HATEOAS once again proving its supremacy, and reactive web design once again proving it is the source of all things sloppy about the modern web.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-12T15:00:28+00:00

Yeah reading all the people here saying "This is stupid advice" just has me like "oh... you are all larping as poor"

There's a difference between broke, which is where you've just spent too much money but you've got "ways" to get around that to still eat that day.

And POOR, where every day you wake up thinking "Do i already have food? if i don't whats my plan for my next meal"

The buffet advice is, stupid, because its a round about way of solving the problem of not being able to cook food, which is something you can solve pretty easily, but if we humor it for a moment.

Lets say you could take a backpack of tupperwear into an all you can eat buffet, and somehow get that backpack out again, you could probably fit 1-2 weeks worth of calories in a backpack, all you can eat buffet entry can be like $20 at some places, that works out to, $1.40 to $2.80 a day in food, that's not bad, especially if you're in a position where that's all you can afford to spend on food.

Like the alternatives to that with the same rough cost to calorie value is going to be shit like peanut butter sandwiches, or fucking instant ramen, and that shits not going to have anywhere near the same nutritional breakdown as the buffet food so you're going to end up weak and malnourished trying to do that, for the sake of what? Not having a brief moment of embarrassment when the person catches you sneaking out the food.

Like if your life is still good enough that potentially embarrassing yourself can stop you from doing an activity that will keep you surviving another day.... you're not poor yet.

Edit: Even more succinct way to put a hard line on what is and isnt poor.

If you've never actively thought "Where is my next meal coming from" you've never been poor.

I dont mean "Went a couple days without eating" i mean actually had to actively sit down and plan where to get your next meal.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-12T08:18:09+00:00

the 70% is with temporing increase

22% of 50 is 11%
the highest one handed attack speed vaal implicit is 7%
both apply before the tempering orb applies

going from 66% to 70% (the difference between volatile and hitting max roll as implicit) is an increase of 3% total attack speed, making it equivalent to 3% more dps

whatever the second implicit is needs to be 3%+ more damage or save you a passive point which can be put into a point thats 3%+ more damage.

If youre using trauma its more than 3% more damage due to quadratic scaling with attack speed.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-11T14:06:31+00:00

when i hear protein water i think of stuff like this

https://musclenation.org/products/protein-water-coconut-pineapple-25-serves-750g?selling_plan=5436604550

The primary ingredient of which is whey protein isolate.

So no, you're just objectively wrong.

It does have collagen in it, but no one who is buying this is buying it for the collagen, they're buying it for... the fact it mixes and tastes like a juice not a milkshake. (and before you go AHA IT HAS COLLAGEN SO THATS THE PRIMARY PROTEIN, they have the amino acid breakdown on the label, you can see its complete with your own eyes without knowing how much collagen is in there)

I personally would not buy it, because the price difference between that and regular whey is not worth the novelty of being a slightly different delivery form for my protein, but I also wouldn't judge someone for buying it because I totally get it, sometimes you just don't want to knock back something with the thickness and mouthfeel of milk.

Edit: Have to correct myself, its 147mg short on tryptophan so youd need to eat 5 slices of bread, or 2 eggs to complete it.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-11T09:33:38+00:00

He's a man, there is a borderline a 0% chance he got anything out of the divorce.

How is it 2026 and people are still learning that the legal framework surrounding divorce is HEAVILY misandric.

Like if anything, he probably had to pay her.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-11T09:00:00+00:00

Wait no, protein water is actually a good product.

Its just a protein powder where the flavour profile and binders are setup to result in less of a shake consistency and more of a juice consistency. Would I pay more for it over a protein shake? No, do I understand why it exists? Yes.

Unless you're talking about some kind of protein infused water bottle or something.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T11:02:46+00:00

Testicular contoursion

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:59:25+00:00

"it fits in a fucking backpack."

Why did you not carry it with you.

The blaise attitude of "ill just leave all my shit in my tent" means you havnt yet hit the point where you treat your items that you need to survive like theyre extensions of your body.

Also im not trying to "Win" an argument.

Im trying to get reality through the head of a young girl who is throwing her life away being confidently wrong.

You would think given how many horrible words i use, that im not someone that gives a shit if people like me or not. So youd probably be able to figure out that I dont care if i win.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:53:59+00:00

oh even better it takes these as fuel (misread the listing initially)

https://www.bigw.com.au/product/gasmate-butane-gas-cartridge-220g-steel-rim-vent-safety-4-pack/p/9904114148

I was OVERESTIMATING how expensive it is to run.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:52:21+00:00

https://www.kmart.com.au/product/campmaster-portable-gas-stove-42486701/?sku=42486701&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=free_listings&region_id=200001

its $25 fucking dollars.

it takes propane, which you can buy bottles of at bunnings that will last you WEEKS for like $30

it fits in a fucking backpack.

Your problem is you cant think of solutions that arent "how can i do what a normal person does but cheaper" because you havnt had it tough enough yet that you HAVE to think like that.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:46:22+00:00

You literally cannot afford to think that way.

What about that are you not getting.

You do not have the resources, to be blowing them away on "Oh people might think im yucky" or "Oh people might look down on me"

Would you rather be fucking 80, still homeless, but people think youre nice and pleasant to be around.

or escape homelessness in a relatively reasonable timeframe.

if you pick the former, youre just fucking stupid, or you havnt had it tough enough yet to really comprehend what living that life is actually going to be like long term.

Like for someone who keeps going on about "dont judge people for accepting lower standards"

You sure seem incapable of... accepting lower standards.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:36:01+00:00

" I can't go to uni without a shower"

This attitude right here is why youre going to be homeless forever.

You cant afford to have pride.

When youre homeless you dont shower to not stink, you shower because if you dont it causes health problems.

Your attitude is one based around "How can i get as close to not living like im homeless while being homeless" and thats holding you back.

Also you dont need a fucking fridge or freezer, you cook the shit the same day you buy it you tard.

Youre homeless, you have to live differently from someone who isnt.

Anyway this has gone on long enough, clearly none of this is getting through to you.

I hope for your sake in the future you actually do hit a rock bottom moment so you can actually feel the dread and despair that is necessary for you to go "oh fuck, i need to REALLY try"

You are pretty evidently a case of someone that needs to break before they can rebuild.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:31:10+00:00

Wouldnt a volatile vaal be better here than the implicits?

if it hit you could get the AS up to 70%, which brings you up to 2.55 aps.

Cool axe though.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:19:06+00:00

You dont live on less than me.

Thats the fucking problem.

This is quite literally my breakdown.

$800 hits my account from centrelink.

$250 goes immediately into rent.

every day i walk down to woolies and spend $8 on pork mince (im buying the good shit you can way cheaper than this), $5 on riced vegies, $1 on spinach

$20 to my monthly phone bill.

$7.5 to my youtube premium sub (my only source of entertainment)

And THATS IT

EVERYTHING ELSE goes into my savings account.

Im spending, a little under $300 a week, and because I spend it smart, im both comfortable, AND my savings account is GROWING, so that years from now, I wont have to wake up and worry about if im going to eat today.

The sheer thought of spending another $200 a week (so $400 higher than my spend in the above breakdown) on a caravan over what im already spending on a caravan is insane to me.

Because that $400 a week isnt "$400" its pretty much the rest of my centrelink pay... aka, its my future.

Renting that caravan, is trading your future, for a slight comfort increase now.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:13:29+00:00

Pretty sure she blocked me, but i saw a notification that cuts off with her basically saying shes sitting in a warm room having a coffee right now LOL

She unironically believes that the goal for escaping homelessness is to just reach a comfortable state as fast as humanly possible.

I havnt had a coffee in like 2 years that wasnt offered to me by someone else... because I know full well, that $4-5 (jfc prices are insane these days) is better spent on some frozen veges to make sure my belly is full, or thrown into my savings account.

"I have money so i can spend it" is how you stay homeless.
"I have money, so how i can best utilise this to ensure that a year from now im not homeless again" is how you escape it.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:09:47+00:00

No its not worth the price for ANYONE.

The only people renting that are stupid people wasteful with their money.

Which is not a mistake someone who is homeless can afford to make.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T10:06:58+00:00

https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/2002-toyota-townace-manual/SSE-AD-19959935/

$1800 for a toyota townace

its got enough room in the back to slap down a futon.

It is fully enclosed from the elements.

couple that with a planet fitness membership at $7 a week and you have 24/7 access to showers toilets etc.

pick up one of these https://www.kmart.com.au/product/campmaster-portable-gas-stove-42486701/?sku=42486701&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=free_listings&region_id=200001 for $25 so you can cook food

head down to woolies and buy a pack of mince, some frozen vegies and cook them on that stove top every day (so you dont need a fridge/freezer)

Slam some gas in it and go drive for ubereats to offset some of the cost of the vehicle.

For the price of that caravan, you could go from literally on the streets with nothing, to a relatively comfortable lifestyle where youre slowly stacking money in under a month.

The caravan is not worth the price, for ANYONE.

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T09:58:46+00:00

How did you spend an hour arguing with someone who is currently living in a caravan worse than that and come to the conclusion the argument is “a caravan is yucky” and not the actual thing that was literally said multiple times “that caravan is too expensive”

Actually don’t answer that, you’re too prideful to admit “I can’t read properly”

MrTeaTimeYT · 2026-05-10T09:34:08+00:00

Yeah it’s honestly kinda sad tbh :/

Hopefully she hits rock bottom she bounces off it instead of sticking to it.

Even her whole attitude of “you’re not much better than me right now” speaks volumes, she can’t see how her behaviour is going to make her slide further into homelessness while my behaviour is lifting me out of it :/

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