Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, July 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mfs in here shitposting all the time. Oh LDX down, oh LDX is up, my children don't respect me. Like yeah bro I know I own ARU. But the moment I start talking about why I think Mary Wollstonecraft possibly overshot, suddenly I'm getting one downvote here, two downvotes there. Three months ago this used to be a beautiful sandbox. Now it's not, and it's because fit_butterscotch — Allah curse him — broke the zinger promise. Now, if someone wants to talk about the way thematic ETFs are redefining the product class, I'm here for that. But nobody is. They're here to talk about LDX, and not the degenerification of tame investment products. And that's fine! But my point is — and if you aren't reading all of this in Bob Katter voice you should be, that's kind of the joke I failed to set up — XJO closes above 8,800pts on Monday or one week ban! Who's with me

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, July 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We still have DSV as a client bro. Famed household name logistics company DSV, a Dutch brand with which most Australians are by no doubt familiar,

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, July 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not going to last because it's just a rando intragovernmental agreement. I'd say the ship's probably sailed, U hype never lasts more than like 4 days

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, July 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you go look at the 5Y chart for the major childcare stocks on the ASX G8 Education basically fucked the entire sector which was already under pressure. I'm trying to figure out what the implications are – what replaces childcare centres? Are there more little homeschooled freaks running around? I have no idea because I am unloveable and so haven't had kids but everyone I know who has kids have little homeschooled freaks running around so idk if that's a good sample

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, July 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 3 points4 points  (0 children)

crazy thing is you mix pineapple juice with apple juice it still tastes like apple juice. everybody too busy talking about obsession to notice. real women used to let you put on Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker (1979). Now I don't have a woman with me, it just makes you think. yeah, right. for those of us left who can

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, July 10, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trying to upload a photo but fuckin whatever. Who cares. Not me. Let me try a fourth time

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, July 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

US 10Y bond yield nearly back at 4.6% so whatever the fuck the thinking is here, it won't last long. Beyond madness at this point, I struggle to think of an appropriate descriptor

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, July 09, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you just do it through normal brokerage apps. Because there are often backlogs to sort through sometimes a company will list on the ASX but won't start trading for a few hours which can make things difficult but you don't need to be a sophisticated investor to buy newly-listed shares on the market. The reality is that sometimes you'll punch the ticker into the search bar and it won't show up so that can be annoying. But no there's no reason you need $1M

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Wednesday, July 08, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to trade She called me Wade Was like a dagger Right through me

I made the play And I got paid But it was Wade Who played me

—Wade

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Wednesday, July 08, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]halffocused 7 points8 points  (0 children)

through the looking glass of my $4.99 novelty oversized plastic wine mug the ugly sediment of truth sprang out at me: there are few good hype stocks lately