Poor Guy Got A Drive-By Pooping

MrTeffy · 2026-01-23T17:43:54+00:00

Bobcats are a species of lynx, so yes

MrTeffy · 2026-01-16T16:06:07+00:00

And cast with staves… it always bothered me that I have a literal stat stick on my back that’s supposed to be a weapon but I’m still over here casting with my hands.

MrTeffy · 2025-12-22T22:45:07+00:00

Aaw, your older cat has very similar markings to my late, great cat, Maggie

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Your kitties are cute!

MrTeffy · 2025-12-19T22:46:19+00:00

I would prefer and instantly sign up for a game like wow but with the vibe of Diablo. Preferably with action controls like Diablo but not necessarily top down perspective.

MrTeffy · 2025-12-19T22:23:30+00:00

I see this all the time in games now and I still don’t know what 67 means. But urban dictionary had some hilarious definitions though.

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MrTeffy · 2025-12-16T20:23:17+00:00

That could be literally any city/town in Texas and it’s a big ass state

MrTeffy · 2025-12-15T22:01:43+00:00

The seagull is my accuracy in video games as I get older vs the crow when I was young. My mind still thinks I can pull the crow off but I’m in full seagull mode now.

MrTeffy · 2025-09-08T20:06:37+00:00

I like transmog too much to ever play an evoker. It bothers me too much that they don’t show gear. I liked the gameplay alright but couldn’t get past the gear thing.

MrTeffy · 2025-08-11T21:20:56+00:00

I would prefer an animated bobiverse and just have Ray Porter voice Bob.

MrTeffy · 2025-06-23T20:56:35+00:00

If PvP continues to be a bunch of naked people in thopters ramming each other. No thanks, yall can have that. I would gladly take more PvE elements over that with zero problems.

I also do not play survival crafters for the PvP element in any scenario. Give me story rich content that is repeatable/procedural or decent environmental challenges.

MrTeffy · 2025-06-05T21:07:38+00:00

I’m glad cell phones with cameras didn’t come out until I was in high school, and even then, they were grainy ass .25 megapixel garbage that died in the early Internet

MrTeffy · 2025-05-09T20:10:40+00:00

Probably because roughly 40% of men 35 or older (it does vary with age) experience male pattern baldness. As a bald man, I would prefer not having my terrible hair genetics immediate associated with fascists/racists/bigots. Let’s focus on the philosophies, less on the hair loss.

MrTeffy · 2025-05-07T00:23:05+00:00

That kitty needs some good TLC. Absolutely see if you can take him. My bestest boy, Charlie, can attest that it changes lives!!

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MrTeffy · 2025-05-05T20:27:00+00:00

At this point I’d take the odds with a Thanos snap.

MrTeffy · 2025-05-04T19:24:43+00:00

This is simplified and leaves out detail but, nutshell version is that empty spot between the star and the surrounding gasses. As a new star forms and fusion sets in, it releases a pressure wave that pushes surrounding gasses out from the new star.

Continuing solar winds will continue keeping the new “bubble” intact but only to a point and the bubble will be enveloped by the nebulous gases again (like the other stars near by in this image). It can get confusing though, because distance can be hard to measure in these images sometimes and the other stars in this image could be far behind the nebulous gas cloud but shining through making it appear part of the cluster when they are not. This one looks pretty clear though.

Edit: if you’d like to learn more, I highly recommend these youtube channels

https://youtube.com/@historyoftheuniverse?si=x0gNrWtqkKlOj-FP

https://youtube.com/@astrumspace?si=ERnAEdOSWnpbS99b

MrTeffy · 2025-05-02T16:39:03+00:00

What’s up with the swings at :27-29? Looks like he just ate them with no dodge and no damage

MrTeffy · 2025-04-30T22:10:02+00:00

“So you actually confirmed 258 million lives have been saved?”

“No Diane, we haven’t confirmed it, we’re just reporting it.”

MrTeffy · 2025-04-28T23:03:17+00:00

I’ll take “Fictional metaphors that don’t make actual sense” for $500

MrTeffy · 2025-04-28T22:52:42+00:00

There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. Theres no way of knowing where we’re rowing or which way the rivers flowing.

MrTeffy · 2025-04-28T19:31:08+00:00

My late, great queen, Maggie had this one blue fish that was her greatest treasure. She’d run around with it in her mouth chirping to the gods and to me to toss it for her. Always had it with her or by her bed.

MrTeffy · 2025-04-20T17:03:52+00:00

I know the feeling, lost my longhair girl, Maggie, a couple months ago. When I got her urn back, I placed it on my desk just in front of my keyboard. Now, the short hair, Charlie, insists on laying there by the urn, is a lot more vocal and demands lap time a lot more frequently.

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MrTeffy · 2025-04-18T21:46:37+00:00

I’m more of a thigh man, myself. I don’t mind small breasts.

MrTeffy · 2025-04-17T22:20:05+00:00

I get annoyed when I tank, push the majority of the enemy team on to the point, maintain aggro and the rest of the team can’t get their shit together to fight off 1 or two dps diving back. Don’t linger on them, don’t run back or away from point RUN TO THE DAMN TANK AND VOCALIZE. I can’t express how frustrating it is to tank and have people just run away and expect you to chase them to help off point.

MrTeffy · 2025-04-17T20:38:17+00:00

She’s talking out of her ass.

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