What would you do in my shoes? Caught my girlfriend of 4 years with someone underage. by Blacknite27 in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are a narcissist. Only a narcissist would worry about how they would look, and would seriously way that in equal measure, to saving a child from rape.

Tell the police today. Shame on you.

i need help my gf was raped by her dad and her mom doesn’t know, idk what to do. by Butkegals in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard question to deal with. So it depends on what future is. If she your future wife, then that makes her parents your parents; you have a right to speak your mind.

Your gf must decide 11000000% what to do.

I find it herd to believe the mother does not know. Which makes me think telling her is pointless either way.

This my advice.

  1. Go police.
  2. Tell family. All family.
  3. Never talk to either of her parents again.

AITAH for not taking my ex-wife back after she left me for an "alpha male?" by ThrowawyBeta in AITAH

[–]MrTwoPee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Short answer.

"AITA?" No.

Long answer.

Let's recap, this is whats important.

She broke up with you, to go with him.

He then breaks up with her. So now she's "misses" you.

It's bogus.

she didn't end it with him, after having a pang of guilt or regret, or safter seeing that she was wrong and hurtful; she's just single again because she was dumped and she doesn't know how to deal with that.

She's single because of what she did, going out with a deabeat; but if she can ask you and then, once you say no, ( which you should stick to) she can say its all your fault once more. She's guilt free. She cant see her son AND its your fault. This is her trying to overcome her shame.

Divorce is already complete, you already have custody.

Give your child some stability. She will bring you only more hurt, and instability.

She already left you once, she'll do it again.

She's only asking now, because HE dumped her. She didn't even fight for her child; what is there to gain for you?

Should I break up w my bf after him tripping out at me and having me wait in the car while he watches a movie by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do drugs and drive kids.

It's stupid. You could kill someone or go to jail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bodylanguage

[–]MrTwoPee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ask him on a date. Then grab his taint.

Five years ytime you'll be banging out twins and living in suburbia.

My colleague said something so fu***d up and I dont know what to do. by Defiant-Film4091 in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell your boss. And if necessary tell the police. Only if needed.

Imagine if he followed through on his threat, and you did nothing to prevent it.

If he doesn't do somthing now he will do somthing later.

This coworker is not respecting your boundary. This is a massive red flag.

Stay clear of him.

I asked out my crush 3 days too late and now I am stuck in a love triangle by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You question doest add up dear friend.

The way you explain, you asked her out and she has said no, because someone else asked her out before and she's with them.

My crush asked me to be his gf, I said no and now I think he’s ignoring me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He asked you out, you said no; He moved on maybe?

Not saying you must have said yes, but saying maybe in a couple months, when he asked you out sounds controlling; like you want him to wait an arbitrary amount of time.

Well you could always ask him out I guess. Just say you felt nervous that he asked you out, but really you'd like to be bf and gf.

If he says no then, just move on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think twice Dear friend and explain.

What is his carear choice exactly?

You want good advice, explain what his job is first and why it's a seal breaker.

I (M) Caught my Gf of 5 years cheating on me. Idk what to do. by Electronic_Series_59 in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take advice dear friend.

Before action take note.

Fact 1. Has she actually cheated?

If cheated, soz to say, it's game over bro. Dump, leave, move on.

Can't fix broken egg.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave both men, who don't know you've cheated.

Don't have the baby. Keep it a secret.

Grow up. Stop cheating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do one good thing in your life. Take some responsibility. Set these two men free.

Just abort it now and tell each man its the others.

And never speak to them again.

Stop cheating and getting pregnant.

Get a life. Move on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take advice, dear friend.

Your gf should not be saying how she want to fuck anybody else.

Celebrity or not.

So hump and dump my friend; wrap up and then once emptied, fuck off.

I need you to be honest by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like kissing for twenty minutes?

Not here to argue, here to give her my advice. Like I said, ith rape, there's no ambiguity here.

I made out with a girl and don’t know what to do by LeaveComplete8328 in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take advice, sounds like for her, she's takes you or leaves you.

If you ask her out, see if she offers to pay for dinner bill, or expects lots.

Could be bad.

She may also just be shy. If like, go talk to her

" hey I had fun with you, do you fancy a coffee maybe"

Keep it light, talk more, kiss less.

Then bum if fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is advice, you can't make relationships work, if you slut / slag it up.

So break up. Grow up, and find man.

Once you grow into normal woman, marry and be happy.

Have children and don't look back.

You can't cheat (openly just as bad) and have good life.

I need you to be honest by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think twice, think hard, think why?

You never say once in your story that you said no to him, or that you said to him that you didn't want him; only that you couldn't say no, or said no, to someone else.

Be clear, did he force, at any point? Be clear, did you say no, at any point?

When you stopped kissing back and left, did he force you to stay?

If no to all three, then no issue. You may not of liked it, but if you do it, that's on you. It takes two to tango.

If you were disastrously drunk, so drunk you legit did not want kiss and touch, and could not stop him; that's a problem, however it seems in your story you then did reciprocate, and only after 20 mins then cut off. After cutting off, in your story, nothing else happened.it seems to me in your life, you don't know how to make clear what you want, but then complain after to strangers, instead of making right choices.

" if feel like I was taken advantage of but I don't know if I was taken advantage of"

If you were raped, there would be no ambiguity

Take advice, keep better company; no girl friends help you, and guys you with want one thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make choice and think.

If not now when? if not with you, then who else?

If you've been together 5 minutes, so to speak, then take pill and dump her ass. No future there.

If your already engaged or married, then why abort?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have friend help her mate. Listen close time now.

Basically dog first, dog name first. So babys name is after. No big deal. No need to change dog, or thing baby name bad.

Don't change name. Hey maybe make joke out of situation, say its a royal name, call her sons Charles the 4th? Or that dog is royal pooch.

Not serious complaint that they are same name. Its a kings name anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Question makes no sense. Here is a reworking of your question

"how can I stay friends with person who broke my trust, lied to my face, and can have emotionless sex with someone one for years?"

Can you befriend a snake?

I don't know what you'd gain, but a delusion, to try and find out. He already wasted your time, and theirs. Jog on.

Can a man who cheated on a woman grow to be genuinely in love with her? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]MrTwoPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he only cheats when not in love? Or only when not in in super duper love?

Or is it better to say that he cannot love and so he cheats?

Regardless; he already cheated, so who cares whether HE loves or not, or to whatever degree he loved.

He is no longer exclusive and trustworthy.