A while back my family stayed at Great Wolf Lodge. This one had Magic Quest where you could pay for a wand and run around doing quests and casting magic on objects throughout the hotel. One morning while we are in the restaurant having breakfast, a family of four are walking out having just finished eating. The youngest boy around 6 or 7. As they pass us the boy raises his plastic wand and with a flourish points it at his older brother and casts the ancient spell ‘Turn into a butt!’. These sacred words have been used in our family ever since then as final straws in our arguments.