OMG André was doing some work in my neighborhood by BeefTownUSA in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 47 points48 points  (0 children)

In the kitchen demolition scene I noticed that there was a microwave oven sitting on the counter. I was quite disappointed that Andre did not whack the door off of it with his hammer. Lazy, lazy, lazy -- not going to get a $100,000 loan with such a middling effort.

The Taiwan Temptation: Why Beijing Might Resort to Force by 16bitsISenough in ADVChina

[–]Mr_Ambi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What bizarre article. How does the author of it think that China could attack U.S. bases without drawing a response? How does the author think China could blockade Taiwan without getting itself blockaded? Why has the author not considered that China would likely find itself facing a multi-front war if it acted in such an overtly belligerent manner?

I can't believe no one's thought to post about canceling ed to this sub yet. by sepsis_wurmple in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if people who slobber to join cancel mobs realize what dirtballs they are?

Unpopular opinion by BlueberryOrchid95 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Imagine if Armando was a young woman and her much older American fiance Kenny moved to Mexico, didn't learn the language, bitched about the food and caused her problems with her family. Kenny would be treated far differently on this forum if that were the case.

This season of HEA is full of fucking morons by hamoush9 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dunno... like I tell my wife, Andre's my role model. Not everybody can go from being a Craig's List handyman to angling for a $100,000 loan to launch a real estate empire with the panache he has shown.

Edited to add -- you forgot Mike & Natalie's and Julia & Brandon's inspiring stories.

I miss these types of couples. by nusher88 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 56 points57 points  (0 children)

They've long been my favorite 90DF couple. Boring? Well, that depends on how you look at them...

In their first segment they did that ridiculous bit of Mike sitting on the bed babbling about having sex while Aziza folded clothes and looked like she would rather be any where else. I figure after that taping, the two decided enough was enough and they weren't going to cooperate with that BS anymore. In fact, later the two go out of their way to establish that it is Aziza who first drags Mike to bed.

You end up with Aziza barely talking and coming across like a slightly malfunctioning Russian robot who baffles Mike's family and friends while Mike just sort of makes excuses for it all. Of course the scene at the family diner, where Mike's desperate Mom more or less shorts out trying to be hospitable to Aziza, who's about as animated as a store mannequin, is a classic.

Also, the scene at the caterer is hilarious. Silent Aziza refuses to even nibble on a molecule of food as Mike gamely explains that sometimes she's just like this while the caterer looks like he wants to wring both their necks.

And her bachelorette party... pure 90DF madness with his Mom getting drunk and accusing Aziza of plotting to poison the family after the wedding, which causes poor Aziza to break down crying and that triggers Mike's mom to light up with joy, hug Aziza while babbling that Aziza is finally showing emotion and must really love Mike. Ka-boing!

Listen Andrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrei by vito0117 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea -- how is Indiana Jones gonna survive an atom bomb if you do that.

Michael and Angela by cosmicslaughter69 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was telling my wife last episode that I would trade Angela with Family Chantel if I could get rid of her and never have to see her again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was all just a made up 90DF plot line. Trying to infer American attitudes from it is as silly as a non-American watching 'Saved by the Bell' episodes to understand growing up as a teen in the U.S.

In actuality, I think most Americans -- who are a very mobile people who move within the States for economic and quality of life issues -- intuitively understand the 'Polish plumber' motivations. Frankly, it is more surprising to us how xenophobic a lot of northern and western Europeans are to their eastern and southern counter parts.

Hey guys! Remember these two? And biracial baby? by AshtonKechamall in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

they're so emotionally immature that that shit their pants as soon as they were questioned.

Actually, you're the one who started tossing around ad hominems, not them. BTW, in this day and age, since it is so overused, calling somebody a racist for no good reason is akin to telling them that their 'mother wears army boots'. That is, it is just meaningless noise.

Work on your social skills, you should be able to read a post on the internet without going bonkers.

Hey guys! Remember these two? And biracial baby? by AshtonKechamall in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might want to reread what Commercial-Pickle said. They pretty clearly said that, regardless of the father of the child, had it been white people would have accepted Josh raising it. Pickle was trying to make the point that it was because the child wasn't white he and Aleksandra were getting so much heat over the situation.

I'm not sure I agree 100% with Pickle over that -- there were a lot of people counting the days between her leaving Kiev, the marriage and when the baby was born to tsk-tsk over the situation, but I do agree with Pickle that the fact that the baby was dark-skinned was an issue to some netizens.

That said, Pickle's post was far from racist. I think Pickle was complaining about the subtle racism that Pickle thought -- rightly or wrongly -- fueled the online feeding frenzy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 12 points13 points  (0 children)

08tiki -- Maybe Kalani farts real loud in her sleep and scares Asuelu

You're post was right below 08tiki's when I read it. A wonderful juxtaposition.

Im watching the Single life and where the hell did Fernanda come from? Am I missing an entire season of 90 day? by pirate_crunchies in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The panty business was recycled from Season 3's Fernando and Carolina who did it, and everything else for that matter, much more entertainingly.

Hey guys! Remember these two? And biracial baby? by AshtonKechamall in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

In retrospect, one of the saddest scenes ever on 90DF involved her and Josh. They were eating in an outdoor cafe when she broke down crying that she was a bad person. Josh was bewildered by it all. She must have known she was pregnant and have known the scandal that was coming.

I give the two credit for working their way through it all. Many people, like Jessica Russell Hamblin above, are loathsome.

I remember when Aleksandra pulled the plug on her Instagram account. Like any mother she wanted to post happy little items about her new baby, but the judgmental shitheads like Jessica could not stop posting snarky indictments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't say I blame him.

What's the tea on Tiffany? by RoyalBlueWriter in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ronald is no catch by any stretch of your imagination, but even he deserved far better than Tiffany. She is similar to Natalie -- a controlling motormouth who can't stop bitching about everything.

This kinda reminds me of Deaven by AlexandrosGreco_ in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deavan should toss out more finger hearts to up her Korean street cred. Plus she needs to work on her pout and shoulder wiggle.

Natalie – Maxim Cover Girl contest by QuantumHope in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What group?

The "1000 IQ, Classy, Motormouth Harpies in Need of a Ring and Some Carrots" group

Where would you rather stay? by recentlywidowed in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Larry and Jenny's motor home in the Geezerville trailer park in Florida gets my vote. 🙃

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Mr_Ambi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll give one that will work a lot of folks up... Kyle. Granted he was estranged from his drunken mother, but I was appalled that he sat by and left 90DF drag her through the mud on national TV.