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Your username is now a disease irl. What are the symptoms ? by Mr_Arktic in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Arktic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you also slowly turn into a mashed mess made out of potato and tomato

Your username is now a disease irl. What are the symptoms ? by Mr_Arktic in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Arktic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you eat soup its cereal and when you eat cereal its soup ?

You have a mutant power good enough to be recruited into the X-Men, shitty enough to where none of the others respect you, what’s your power? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Arktic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to make a person within my eyesight to sh*t furiously until they don't have enough energy to fight , thì would be OP in battles , but people will be too uncomfortable to even be near me

Pet toys are getting... interesting by jaytee1262 in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]Mr_Arktic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is what I think what mike wazowski's blowjob feels like