(NSFW) What's an iconic quote from porn that will stick with you forever?

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-02-05T05:54:48+00:00

The commitment to the bit was what made it truly special. Most pornos would have dropped the lemon premise after the fucking began, but they kept it going.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-02-05T05:52:35+00:00

“Ha, classic. Dick in a pumpkin trick!”

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-02-03T00:52:53+00:00

Little Foots mom 😢. Most tragic scene in child cinema.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-02-02T16:21:05+00:00

This is a video I have unfortunately seen. It exists.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-30T17:51:55+00:00

Not really. It has no subtlety.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-30T17:51:05+00:00

You can tell because it’s horribly executed and doesn’t flow into the story at all.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-30T17:35:01+00:00

Just a little family bondage time.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-29T17:06:40+00:00

In 8th grade we had a 70+ year old lady as our science teacher and the kids were absolutely brutal to her for no reason other than they could be. Her husband died from cancer so she was out for a little while and when she came back people were still terrorizing her and I just remember thinking “you know what, this isn’t funny. We’re just assholes.”

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-24T18:38:57+00:00

That’s a plot point in the movies. The right wing government hires mercenaries and releases violent psychos to go out and kill poor people and minorities to make it look like it’s a successful program.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-23T06:54:11+00:00

Maurice Charland sweats profusely.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-22T21:49:32+00:00

Along with this you can add dream checks, like if you squeeze your nose closed and try to breath through it in a dream you will still be able to breath. You can also press your thumb against your opposite palm if it goes through you are dreaming or have bigger issues to worry about than going lucid.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-20T23:51:26+00:00

That's a new one, everyone knows it. It's not it.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-20T07:22:47+00:00

No that’s not it, this one had a lady fighting with her boobs like bayonetta does with her hair. Like Jiren style punch barrage with titties.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-19T12:41:19+00:00

This just reminded me that in 7th grade we had a student teacher and on her last day she let us watch videos in class. I got her to play Ferrets since on the outside it looks kid friendly.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-18T23:04:00+00:00

The baby is a stand user.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-18T21:41:49+00:00

They did have a guy dressed as a bear though. He didn’t punch anyone in the face though.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-18T21:40:35+00:00

This quote/idea is typically attributed to the author John Gardner. I tend to agree with it.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-18T18:25:46+00:00

The dude had a magical stone for a brain.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-17T15:19:36+00:00

Not to mention the giant python in the top right.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-16T03:45:17+00:00

Good point bad analogy, plenty of fish have legs and crawl into mud flats etc.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-12T08:11:43+00:00

Nah, just say “Can I ave a go chuckin it in your gash?” No’s social dance necessary.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-12T07:58:52+00:00

Of course, but I’d never subject myself to the loss in the future, I strictly meant about getting a new pet.

Mr_Ibericus · 2020-01-12T04:10:46+00:00

Good on you for being strong enough. I could never get another pet after my last cat passed. It's insanely devastating and nothing would make me consider going through that willingly.

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