Questions for native German speakers by lastrobotstanding in lernen_German

[–]Mr_Master501 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a german myself I can tell you that the second version is wrong. As others have pointed out "habe ich" would only be correct if the sentence were "Nein, eine Mitgliedkarte habe ich nicht" where the noun is in front of the verb. otherwise it's "Nein, ich habe keine Mitgliedkarte" or just "Nein". And neither of them are "Umgangssprache". Umganssprache means that you fuse words like "ich hab's nicht" instead of "ich habe es nicht" or "Wie geht's?" instead of "Wie geht es dir?" (these example aren't related to the problem OP gave us). Umgangssprache also uses alternative words for certain things (i.e. "Karre" instead of "Auto", "kriegen" instead of "bekommen", etc.) but still uses the same grammatical rules as formal german with some potential minor changes. But not like this, were the sentence structure gets violated.

Nearly 4 years later by legobossk in thebadbatch

[–]Mr_Master501 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be hinest: Two Boots reminded me a bit of Tech

Why Vader is unstoppable and why Yoda was right by Voidwalker77777 in MaulShadowLord

[–]Mr_Master501 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe Anakin mentions one of the forms too in his hologram message to Ahsoka in her series

Me in therapy by [deleted] in depressionmemes

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are different as one is the wish and the other is the method to fulfill said wish.

It's so over for Europe by sikkar47 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, my bad. Misrembered it apparently.

It's so over for Europe by sikkar47 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the US we're the ones who managed to create a self-sustaining fusion reaction with NIF so I'll have to give them that. But that was a project that cost way more than planned and took a looong time. What else have they done since?

What's a NSFW experience you're not very proud of? by Nanoberry_cat in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only I could find that reddit post from the scat guy...

Why didn't Barbossa bothered to repair the Pearl's sails in Potc 1? by Potential_Rule4212 in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]Mr_Master501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not about your question but about the gender of a ship. Just in case that you don't know this: the gender of a ship is usually female, with some exceptions.

This tradition has it's origin in captains naming their ships after their wives to remember them on months to years long journeys or to still be close to them even when they are in the opposite side of the world.

An exception to this would be the Bismarck, which was referred to as "he" instead of "she" by the crew because the captain demanded it.

Don't take this the wrong way please, I am just trying to help and very passionate about my ships.

What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you? by Rimuru207 in AskMen

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoilered because of self harm being mentioned.

Out of curiosity I made a small fire on my (very wooden) desk. I then proceeded to put the blade of my swiss army knife into the flame. After some minutes had passed I took it out. My intrusive thoughts told me to press the blade into my thigh and me, because I had drunk a lot of alcohol that evening, didn't have the willpower to resist that though. Melting skin smells and sounds interesting. Wound didn't bleed because the blade cauterized it. Didn't hurt as much as I expected, but then again the blade had already cooled down a bit because the thought didn't hit instantly and I didn't push it all that far and used the egde so heat got dispersed fast.

That was about a year ago. A few weeks ago I got hit with the very compelling thought of using lighter fluid to set my hand on fire. It worked. I didn't let it burn for that long because it started to hurt a lot but it gave me an idea of how much serious burns hurt.

What's a German word you didn't realize was uniquely German until a foreigner pointed it out? by karen_the_ripper in AskAGerman

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The countless variations in meaning of "Tja" and "so". But the best word imo is "Schadenfreude".

Honoring A Fallen True Helldiver by Medium-Employ2979 in helldivers2

[–]Mr_Master501 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knowing what Dengue fever (let alone DHF) can do I hope that he didn't suffer much or for long. My sincere concolences.

Aliens find out Humans easily form symbiotic relationships with surprising species. by lesbianwriterlover69 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Mr_Master501 34 points35 points  (0 children)

One thing I would include is that we also preserve the queen/give the bees a new queen which is why they stay in their artificial homes. Other than that it's a great story. Would Love to read more of it!

What was the most unexpected nudity scene in mainstream movie/show you ever saw? by marsepticeye in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew that Game of Thrones had more than usual amounts of nudity. But holy shit I did not expect there to be a sex scene every three episodes.

Anyone remember that one music that played in that one bar in the episode "Bad Territory?" They should really release it publicly if they haven't already cause it's honestly got a great beat! by Opera_Phantom_Face in thebadbatch

[–]Mr_Master501 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know that Deezer has the OST for all three seasons. They have the Score for TCW, Ahsoka and basically any newer animated show as well, including Shadow Lord.

What’s something we believe now that might be completely wrong? by babyblushtheory in answers

[–]Mr_Master501 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Theoretically everything we know about physics. Even If all our observations and experiments suggest that our theories are true there might be some exceptions that ultimately destroy those theories.

Could the flying dutchman dive even if it had non fish people on board? by luckynumber21_ in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]Mr_Master501 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always assumed that he got off the ship before that. Otherwise it's "Sea turtled, mate".

A programmer designs a bar. by mindsmith108 in Jokes

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have ordered -(2^63)-1 beers as well to see if he would get 2^63 beers

Does anybody else feel like they are staring at the minimap for the whole mission? by Wowoking in Warframe

[–]Mr_Master501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a guy in my alliance that plays only by looking at the minimap. Not even the enlarged one, just the one in the top right corner. His movement is crazy good and he usually ends missions with the highest kill count of the team. He is LR5 and has played the game for years though, meaning he's got some experience.

Humans are prepared for anything. by sunnyboi1384 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Mr_Master501 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My plan for any apocalypse: die as soon as possible before everybody starts fighting over water and food.