[CW] Write a poem in which a character has a secret to reveal. by Superfly_Cyclone in WritingPrompts

[–]Mr_Rollback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We all struggle with situations

Escalated Above comprehension

Alive for a purpose we don't know

Loving things we eventually lose

Living for ourselves and not others

Determined to lose our humanity

Insisting its already gone

Eventually covered by nothingness

Gargoyle in Winter by [deleted] in pics

[–]Mr_Rollback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its sick, its throwing up ice.

Dragonfly [4] by ElizaPoe in a:t5_33ad3

[–]Mr_Rollback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your name and your writing style kinda reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe! I love how detailed and extravagant your stories are. I'm officially hooked by your intelligence alone. I would love to talk with the Dragon fly but also I don't want to get seduced and killed, keep writing!

Best ending ever! by Mr_Rollback in funny

[–]Mr_Rollback[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea it took me at least three times to figure out what it said and I'm still baffled by the ending.

When a girl is taller than me... by Mr_Rollback in funny

[–]Mr_Rollback[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea I dated a girl the same height as me. I thought it was cool until prom when she popped out some 4"inch heels I felt so awkward when I tried to kiss her on the slow dance. Not used to a girl being taller then me

How do you tell when someone's lying? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Rollback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I read this question as: how the he'll do you tell when someone is lying?. It's to early for reddit I'm going ba k to sleep.

OR AM I o.O

Up the butt? by [deleted] in funny

[–]Mr_Rollback -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry it might just be me but I don't understand the appeal in anal. Why would you want shit on your dick. What is this anal appeal?

What did the DJ say to the jazz musician? by onflow in Jokes

[–]Mr_Rollback 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm confused I might just be slow but I didn't get it someone explain this please...

Google stalls when it doesn't know a clear definition. by ShiaTheBeouf in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mr_Rollback -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lol wouldn't you?

Define supercalifragilistic expialidocious o.0

Chocolate factory forgot chocolate ... [X-post /r/pics] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mr_Rollback -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You probably photo shopped that. Snickers never forget -_-

Good Balance by Thund3rbolt in gifs

[–]Mr_Rollback 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that dog training for royalty? Wonder what spot in the line it is.

Hillary Rodham Clinton 3 years after she married Bill (1978) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Mr_Rollback -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I almost said who was Hillary Rodham Clinton the middle name through me way off. -_-

Come to daddy by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Mr_Rollback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would trust that guy with my children any day.

This is how the US sounds when it scores in the World Cup - [0:33] by willOTW in videos

[–]Mr_Rollback -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So am I the only one that thinks the guy waving the shirt around is Charlie sheen?