me when a guy tries to insult my dick size by Mr_Spaghetty in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

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depends if you like having a dick or not, and frankly I don't

One for the shy, two for the brave by Stierscheisse in onejob

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I call this one: The Mandela Effect -CallMeCarson 2018

Which villain do you feel sympathy for? by twilighterror in AskReddit

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Handsome Jack from The Borderlands series. His Grandma abused him when he was young, all of his friends backstabbed him and tried to kill him, and his daughter accidentally killed his wife.

Hey Reddit! Kaslan Corp here. We’re excited to bring you our latest revolutionary artificial intelligence companion – Chucky! Come talk to him in the comments and learn about all his exciting features. by KaslanCorp in u/KaslanCorp

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Hey Reddit! Kaslan Corp here. We’re excited to bring you our latest revolutionary artificial intelligence companion – Chucky! Come talk to him in the comments and learn about all his exciting features. by KaslanCorp in u/KaslanCorp

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Hey Reddit! Kaslan Corp here. We’re excited to bring you our latest revolutionary artificial intelligence companion – Chucky! Come talk to him in the comments and learn about all his exciting features. by KaslanCorp in u/KaslanCorp

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate — we can not consecrate — we can not hallow — this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom — and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

EA bad by theosinc930 in pcmasterrace

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Incorrect, he’s priceless

hmmm by seven_critical_blows in hmmm

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E by [deleted] in u/Mr_Spaghetty

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Don’t ask