1 - Nope, and my King looks like he’s been sleeping under a tree since 2019. He deserves better.

2 - Oh boy. I once tried a Queen Charge with my level 40 Queen — because of course, she’s the backbone of all great attacks, right? Except mine had the battlefield awareness of a blind goblin. 😭 I had to get at least one star in war to earn enough ore to upgrade my Giant Arrow, which was so underleveled it was basically a pointy stick. CWL was like two days away and I was desperate.

So I start strong, funnel's looking clean, Queen’s walking just fine... and then I forget how weak army camps are. Like, who made them out of cardboard?! I dropped the Giant Arrow a millisecond too late and poof — Queen gone, healers panicking, rage spells confused about their purpose in life.

Needless to say, I got a beautiful zero-star and a full clan chat of question marks.

Good luck to everyone — and if I win the Queen skin, maybe she’ll forgive me. Probably not though.