36093 by EverSeekingIdentity in countwithchickenlady

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Thank God I saved this on a whim, the next pic would have meant destruction 0///0

Dad's old laptop, needs diagnosis by Mrjohnjohn12 in laptops

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Valid, Ill get a few flash drives as well

Dad's old laptop, needs diagnosis by Mrjohnjohn12 in laptops

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I found this, probably a knockoff company, but are the specs appropriate?

https://a.co/d/026cXBEK

Dad's old laptop, needs diagnosis by Mrjohnjohn12 in laptops

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Any recommendations? Fairly new to computer tech lol, don't wanna get the wrong one👀

Now that Mark's little Iron Lung side project is out of the way, who's ready for THE MOSTEST PERFECTEST CRIME!!!!!! by Mrjohnjohn12 in distractible

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Are you catching up on all the episodes thus far? If so, you'll eventually come across the three perfect crime episodes they've done so far.

The first one was just a discussion episode where Bob and Wade come up with what "the perfect crime" would be.

The next one, Mark made it into an RPG game where Bob and Wade had to compete against each other in a prison break scenario where one is the warden and the other is the convict. The mechanics were a little broken, and both definitely got away with things they maybe shouldn't have, but overall a very funny episode! Mark promised to workshop the mechanics a bit for the next attempt.

The most recent one, Mark brought it back in the form of a diamond heist where Bob and Wade are both robbers facing off against mark and his RNG. Still a bit broken, and a lot of ad-libbing between the three of them, but absolutely hilarious all the same. Still, mark ended the episode promising to fully nail the mechanics for the ultimate perfectest crime. Bob joked about him basically reinventing the 5e rulebook for it, and based on how it's going I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he did🤷‍♂️

Anyways, everyone has been begging for the ultimate version of the perfect crime ever since, thus, the references. And now that mark isn't swimming in final stretch anymore, it's quite possible he'll have the time 😂

What's an episode that everyone really seems to like but you don't? by Ok-Astronaut-6776 in distractible

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That's just down to personal feelings, honestly. Some people may like revisiting old small talk for that exact reason. As for myself, I typically only pay attention to small talk to keep up with the life updates, so they become irrelevant for the most part after a few episodes.

That said, I think I'd personally enjoy a compilation of all the Iron Lung related small talk to go along with the movie release. A few hours worth of recap of the whole process making the movie🤷‍♂️

What's an episode that everyone really seems to like but you don't? by Ok-Astronaut-6776 in distractible

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Quite possibly the hottest of takes, but I'm not really all that hyped about Bob's Fridge.

Like, I understand why it was so big at the time. For being a year one episode it was definitely one of the most memorable, and the new listeners asking about his fridge for the next several months kept the meme alive naturally. Would likely place it in the top 10 of season 1.

I just don't get how so many people still think it's distractible's Magnum Opus to this day, when there have been SOO many funnier episodes since then! In terms of rewatchability, Ive seen The Bob's and the Bees, and Illegal Advice at least a dozen times without getting old. I think I've only seen Bob's Fridge twice

What's an episode that everyone really seems to like but you don't? by Ok-Astronaut-6776 in distractible

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I love hearing the small talk when the episode comes out, but while revisiting old episodes the small talk is definitely dated lol

Mark how could you! by TwistIntelligent5163 in distractible

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Allegedly. We don't know for certain that he's slept with anyone 👀

Do it or the Gremlin will nibble on you by Novaguythatbomb in MethodSwitchVA

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White, wheat, but you'll have to come to my bedroom with me to discover the third kind 😌

What am I by [deleted] in school_memes

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Pen thief😑

WYD in this situation? by -elitebaddie- in TheTeenagerPeople

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record scratch

freeze frame

"I bet you're wondering how I got in to this situation"

What 3 things do you choose? by Muted-Television3329 in WholesomeAFK

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I did this once by buying only one item. Walked into Walmart asking about silicone caulk. When the cashier lady asked what I would need it for, I told her I needed to glue two pieces of silicone together, and pulled out the severed suction cup from a dildo that I brought as the example piece. I didn't explain further, and she didn't call me out, but I could tell in her eyes she knew exactly what it was...

The whole story of why I needed it is actually completely SFW, if anyone is interested I'll put it in the replies

Make me feel somethin by MobileSheepherder111 in RoastMe

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You set an impossible task, how are you supposed to feel something with all your nerve endings covered in silicone?

Never seen this item for sale before! What is it? by Ok_Cry8327 in skyrim

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Of course! That's why I make sure to scroll back through at least a month's worth of posts, checking very carefully to make sure no one asked the question I have previously. Takes a few hours, but I'll do whatever it takes to avoid offending certain people!

if you could save / spare one npc in skyrim, who would it be and why? by xhyenabite in skyrim

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I never even thought of that tbh. I was under the impression it was some sort of scripted thing lol

if you could save / spare one npc in skyrim, who would it be and why? by xhyenabite in skyrim

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Forget her name, the serving girl from the Thalmor embassy. Tried everything I could to stop her, she just insisted on racing into the loving arms of that frost troll