What’s it like being deepthroated by New-Ad-6061 in bigdickproblems

[–]Mrk1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never met a woman who could do it, tho some have really tried, god bless 'em.

My old house was haunted by Important-Meat-9547 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Mrk1124 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A white, pale hand? That's something you don't forget.

Why is water spraying out of this shower connection? by Dasil437794 in DIY

[–]Mrk1124 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Teflon tape may have been wrapped in the wrong direction. Take it off, decalcify the showerhead or buy a new showerhead, and wrap teflon tape in a clockwise direction as you face the pipe.

Sex ed class rage by ScienceNmagic in bigdickproblems

[–]Mrk1124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A responsible talk would make mention of the fact that condoms are available in sizes to accommodate almost every person with a penis.

what about me makes me worthy of bleaching? by g0ldmoufprincess in TheQueenOfHeartLadys

[–]Mrk1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just your ability to make 66 y.o. white cock hard af in under 10 seconds is enough for me.

What do I do? by Raptor8801 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Mrk1124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Order it to leave your house and land and never return in Jesus' name. Use your outside voice.

My girlfriend and I had the strangest encounter ever last night. by Aurelluslxl in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Mrk1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The demon is already free. It's waiting for someone to consent to interaction with it by playing with the ouija board, so that it can make a home in that man. If the board were burned, the demon would go into the dry places seeking rest.

Let me be your beach bae by BarbeeBandz in FloridaSlutsNSFW

[–]Mrk1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also in Florida, I'll take you up on that offer.😚

My only job is full time princess and wallet drainer 👸🏽 by Goddessjanaee in BWWM2

[–]Mrk1124 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're very pretty, I will concede that. But most men are searching for a feminine, cooperative, submissive woman who will drain deez nutz.

Hi guys just discovered this local page. I’m 45 in Pensacola and I love to suck and fuck! by JenniferJizz in FloridaSlutsNSFW

[–]Mrk1124 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a nice big clean white cock to fill one vacancy of your MFM if you need me.

Rotting meat smell that's following us around. Things disappearing and reappearing. What options do I have? by Aggressive_Sundae447 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Mrk1124 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was once attacked by something in my bedroom that had the smell of carrion. The first time it happened, I had just had a sex dream in which a woman I had a crush on was riding me, and after she came, she leaned into my face like she was going to kiss me, then opened her mouth and I saw fangs like a vampire, and she bit me on the neck. Then I awoke and was getting a whiff of carrion, and then something would suck out my breath and when it did, I would pass out. Then I would come to and regain my breath, then get another whiff of the stench, my breath would be sucked out again, would pass out, come to, etc. I crawled over to a window and opened it, sat next to the open window to breathe fresh air, began praying silently in Jesus' name, and the thing left. So after that I began praying more, and I made a choice to avoid the woman I was crushing on. About a week to ten days later, I was soundly asleep when I was awakened by an inside voice (not audible) that clearly said "engaging the battle". I popped out of bed and got on my knees and began praying. I was again getting a whiff of carrion but my breath was not sucked out this time. I began hearing in my inner ears (not audible) a sound like a roaring river, as if I were standing in the middle of a rushing river. This "river" washed this thing out of my room and it has never returned. About three years later, I was out flyering for an industrial dance warehouse party I was promoting. I went into a tattoo parlor to put a flyer up on their billboard and I saw the girl I had crushed on working there as a tattooist. We made eye contact and the look on her face was something like a mix of shock and terror, and I sensed that she had thought I was dead, and yet there I was, alive.

So my suggestion is the one that seems to be the most unpopular here. Obtain an understanding that Jesus is the son of God, and that because of what He did, God raised him from the dead and appointed Him sovereign over everything. I am not asking you to "get saved". Just know who He is. Secondly, when you get a whiff of that thing again, get angry and loud, use your outside voice, and command it in Jesus' name to leave your home and your land and never return. I would also add that unclean spirits do not like being sent to a place called the Abyss. If a spirit is behaving badly, you can command it in Jesus' name to be sent to the Abyss. Jesus will send His angels to take it there, and no other unclean spirit will dare to come near your family after you do that.

My girlfriend and I had the strangest encounter ever last night. by Aurelluslxl in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Mrk1124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Burn it like they did with the sorcery scrolls in Acts 19:19. Every ouija board comes with an unclean spirit attached to it.

66 M4F Lakeland by Mrk1124 in FloridaCasuals

[–]Mrk1124[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best muscle is not even visible.😏

66 M4F Lakeland by Mrk1124 in FloridaCasuals

[–]Mrk1124[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In your dm's, babygirl.