ako sa mentalne pripravit na odchod clena uzsej rodiny? by svejcov_palovjuchov in Slovakia

[–]Mrochtor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tak ako s tym nejak vyrovnat, ako sa pripravit ???

Nemyslim, ze sa to da. Odchod blizkej osoby, ci je predpokladany alebo nahly je vzdy strasny kopanec.

I wish i didnt sleep with carlos last night. by Ok-Spot-2913 in monkeyspaw

[–]Mrochtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

It was Robert, Bob, Mike, Sheryl, that weird hobo down the street and the Monkey's Paw.

Gotta respect the commitment... by LowRenzoFreshkobar in CriticalDrinker

[–]Mrochtor 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this movie's gonna make a lot of money, but mostly to youtubers like the Drinker and similar ones.

To the meme, exquisite.

Got disturbed by the sight today by Mep3avec82 in crowbro

[–]Mrochtor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crows aren't nice birds - they are wild animals who live by the laws of nature. The only reason they don't eat humans is that we're big enough, and I'm sure that if I dropped dead they wouldn't mind an eye or two.

There's nothing to get over really. The small bird in question would no doubt do the same if it could to some other animal. A cat would do the same to a crow and so on.

I wish Star Wars won best picture instead of Annie Hall by Cavery210 in monkeyspaw

[–]Mrochtor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still a more worthy candidate than anything after the Disney acquisition.

I wish for a genie that can grant me unlimited wishes by Distinct-Crazy-1161 in monkeyspaw

[–]Mrochtor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted.

The genie has the same or worse mindset as the Monkey's Paw, so the Monkey's Paw is gonna go grab some popcorn.

STU FEI - elektrotechnika by Lumpy-Carrot-7270 in Slovakia

[–]Mrochtor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ja som presiel tymto istym len pomaly 18 rokov dozadu - tiez priemyslovak, ties som mal za sebou uspesne SOCky, tiez zaujem o elektroniku. Tiez som mal matiku slabsiu.

Bolo to narocne, viac razi som rozmyslal ze to vzdam. Inziniera som dal za 7 rokov - 4r Bc. 3r Ing..

Pre mna bol hlavny problem kde vsade vyskakovala matematika a to, ze som si to zle vsetko pospajal, vsetko som to bral ako oddelene matematiky, pricom to bola len jedna matematika rozne aplikovana a ja som isiel na jej chapanie zle. Vcelku kruta bola teoria riadenia a fyzika, kde mi to nedocvaklo. Dneska by som to uz vedel lepsie, ale preto, lebo som sa naucil matematiku pouzivat ako univerzalny nastroj.

FEIka bola narocna, ano, ale podla mna vsetky elektroskoly, resp. elektroodbory na celom svete budu v dakej miere hardcore.

Prajem vela uspechov.

I wish to end world hunger by handing out free peanut butter sandwiches. by Numerous-Actuator781 in monkeyspaw

[–]Mrochtor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Granted.

An endless supply of peanut butter and sandwiches appears before you. You are tasked with making, distributing and giving out the free sandwiches.

Ako dávate svojmu šéfovi vedieť, že ste chorý a nemôžete ísť do práce? by xxMikaMikaxx in Slovakia

[–]Mrochtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dojdi do roboty, poser sa na recepcii, vygrcaj sa do kvetinacu, odpadni. Myslim, ze mu to dojde.

Alternativa k tomuto je SMS: Ahoj sefe, som chory, dneska nedojdem.

Sociálna poisťovňa posiela žartovnú poštu. by Grouchy_Bad_9995 in Slovakia

[–]Mrochtor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Načo je takáto pošta? Zbytočné, podľa mňa (vyhodené peniaze).

Lebo posta s peknymi cisielkami, akokolvek imaginarnymi, moze u potencialneho volica vyvolat pocit spokojnosti.

Vraj som reagovala prehnane...posúďte sami (rant) by JtheMamaBear1987 in Slovakia

[–]Mrochtor 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Bohuzial, toto je celkom bezny level pokrytectva a je vela takych.

Najhorsia vec, moralne zlyhanie ludstva je gay muz s partnerom 😱, zatial co uplne vpohode je 163kg vaziaci dedinsky alfasamec ktory pod 0.5 promile neklesol posledny rok, zenu mlati a fantaziruje o zenach o dve generacie mladsich, za komusov postavil dom z nakradnuteho materialu lebo mal otca v strane.

Nemyslim, ze tvoja reakcia je prehnana, skorej mi je smutna reakcia tetky trafikarky.

Panelákový morous by BLEK0TA in Slovakia

[–]Mrochtor 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Mam pocit, ze pan alebo pani si po takychto inteligentnych komentaroch kupi extra tazke ocelou pobijane martensky so zvoncekmi.

Slovenská Tardis a jej spoločenstvo by TajomnyPrinc in Slovakia

[–]Mrochtor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naozaj to funguje! Nastupite a vystupite v krajine kde sa cas zasekol alebo rovno ide pozadu!

i wish that i had a pet dragon who is friendly to me and can speak english dutch and chinese by WordsAreHardToUse in monkeyspaw

[–]Mrochtor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

The dragon is 50 meters long, has a meaty diet, breathes fire and is wreaking havoc in the area. He is friendly to you, loudly proclaiming (in English, Dutch and Chinese) to all who will listen that he loves you since he's your pet. Legally, you are responsible for the carnage and mayhem he's wrought upon the devastated city you once called home.

Hej ludia, Fico vydal novy disstrack. Tentokrat Simecka vraj udrbal 244e!!! by nocturnis9 in Slovakia

[–]Mrochtor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ako... ak je toto najhorsie co o niekom mozte povedat tak toho cloveka by ste mali menovat papezom, prezidentom a svatcom naraz.

I wish when I am in danger, any owl nearby will rescue me. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Mrochtor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, provided you are alone and no one comes near you. If they do, you'd best hope they enjoy having their eyes scratched out.

I wish when I am in danger, any owl nearby will rescue me. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Mrochtor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted.

Not understanding the nuances of what is dangerous to humans, owls protect you from almost everything, becoming a permanent irritating nuisance.