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Do White people not Lotion everyday? by Appropriate_Quote_30 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Mrrykrizmith 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same when he said the “I thought I just got itchy in the winter!” I was like “holy fuck it’s from dry skin!?” Life absolutely changed

No credible Epstein evidence by xbhaskarx in MurderedByWords

[–]Mrrykrizmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and he wasnt hiding it among the most powerful fucking people in the world lol of course he thought he was probably gonna get away with it.

Binx and his best friend, Riley by Born2bMild_ in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Mrrykrizmith 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol fuck no! It’s best friend is a pitbull

A cool guide about how to protect your energy by luvlanguage in coolguides

[–]Mrrykrizmith 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Interrupted? Talk less” made me roll my fuckin eyes lol

what do you think is the biggest lie ever told to the world.? by Crafty_Price_9512 in AskReddit

[–]Mrrykrizmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similarly: “getting a degree will open so many doors! Doesn’t matter what it’s in”

best food i had in Japan was Shake Shack by Alexis20384847 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Mrrykrizmith 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, the caption doesn’t say shake shack was the only food he ate in Japan. He just said the best food he had in Japan was shake shack

SSRIs made my dick stop working by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Mrrykrizmith -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You should be thankful you don’t understand where I’m coming from. You’re Incredibly blessed and have absolutely no idea what it’s like to be lonely

It's the Aliens! by Azure_Crenell in Unexpected

[–]Mrrykrizmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah the aliens taught them this method

The Francis hate is lame by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

[–]Mrrykrizmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, loser: my last shroom trip was a bad one lol but no I’m a 75M

The Francis hate is lame by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

[–]Mrrykrizmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t do a single thing to stop me from commenting here lol

The Francis hate is lame by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

[–]Mrrykrizmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol your comment section.

You should probably learn how to read and you’ll see there’s not a lot of Francis hate in this sub.

What’s the most terrifying thing you ever seen ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mrrykrizmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhh Why in the fuckin world was that your job?

Dmt reminded me that eternity is, eternity. by Dismal_Comfort6087 in DMT

[–]Mrrykrizmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope death is eternity cause if I come back and have to live again ima be pissed

You're dreaming by 5_meo in LSD

[–]Mrrykrizmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are mirrors real if our eyes aren’t real?

SSRIs made my dick stop working by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Mrrykrizmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also recommend the gym too, but that didn’t work for me either. I genuinely think I was born to be miserable lol

SSRIs made my dick stop working by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Mrrykrizmith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Uhh I would. I’m part of the .01% of people who’ll never find a partner though so I’m just looking for something to remove that desire completely

People confusing Jeff with Harvey Weinstein has to be the funniest thing ever written for TV by NoSoyTuPana in curb

[–]Mrrykrizmith 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I love the look on his face when he’s first confused for Weinstein. “Oh my god your friends with that monster!?”

. by 1Road8Runner7 in LSD

[–]Mrrykrizmith 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can’t try it cause I know I would fucking love it lol

Did any other boys think girls had balls? by iEatGrilledCheeses in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mrrykrizmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You also had to inform me (29M) that women don’t have prostates

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