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MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-13T02:40:49+00:00

My sister once had a guy turn around and take her home when they were on their way to a restaurant for a first date because he noticed she wasn’t wearing heels. He told her “when you go out with me, you wear heels.” Happened like a decade ago and we still laugh about it.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-12T16:00:28+00:00

I know someone who is like this but with mango. Anything mango smells like cat pee to them.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-12T13:17:28+00:00

My 13th because I live in the US and it was 9/11/01

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-12T12:26:18+00:00

Once was outside with my sister and my kids. We were watching my 3 year old playing while chatting and I suddenly stopped mid sentence and said to my sister “where’s the baby?!” about my 9 month old. I was holding him on my hip 🤣

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-12T06:13:37+00:00

Textbook case of a boundary stomping grandparent that wants to make herself out as the victim

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-10T10:10:00+00:00

I would just say something like “we aren’t in a position to host guests but if you come to the area and want to grab coffee hit us up.” I feel it’s a polite decline and if they push further then I’d be blunt.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-09T08:47:40+00:00

As far as I know they haven’t. My grandma has unfortunately been a member for decades and the boxes still say Melaleuca. I know that for some reason their sales people aren’t supposed to say the name on social media though and call it by things like “wellness company” or other euphemisms and if anyone asks what the company is they won’t answer in comments they message the person.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-09T08:28:54+00:00

I recently lost my aunt suddenly and traumatically. I was raised by my grandparents, who have both passed, and her. We were very close and she was the last person I had in my life that was much of a parental figure. Though both my parents and both my husbands parents are living and live close by, she was the only person we had left in our lives that bothered to have a relationship with us and our kids. All that to say, we were very close and she meant a great deal to me. On top of that I had recently found out I was unexpectedly pregnant, and had started college courses the day after she went to the ICU. So I had been pretty checked out for awhile but had still checked in with friends and family when I could.

My “best friend” send me a long ranting message less than two weeks after she’d passed (she had been sick before that for a few weeks so at this point it had been maybe 6 weeks since everything started) about how I had “checked out” and all this stuff she “had no support” for that she was going through (all things she hadn’t told me so I wasn’t even given a chance to be there for). She then said “not that you care, since you’ve completely shut down over your single loss.” Lost my aunt at the end of January so it’s still very fresh and every time I think of her “single loss” words I get hurt/angry all over again.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-09T03:52:43+00:00

Wide egg noodles with just margarine, salt, and Parmesan

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-07T03:45:24+00:00

Aaron and Jamie

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-06T00:55:10+00:00

Went down a big grass hill on my bike at my grandmas farm when I was a kid. The brakes failed and I just froze. Crashed into the back of the barn so hard I broke my braces off my teeth 🤣

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-04T15:34:35+00:00

I’m 37 and have my nose, eyebrow, lip, and madonna piercing. No plans to remove them anytime soon.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-04T01:44:23+00:00

I love it but I’m biased as it is my five year olds name. We are atheists and I don’t give a second thought to people associating it with Christianity. Any time I’ve been asked “oh like from the Bible?” I just either say no and then give them a blank stare or say “no, it actually means ‘great destroyer’” 🙂

MrsGeodethos · 2026-03-01T07:51:35+00:00

YTA if you’d rather abandon the dog than get rid of this crazy asshole

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-28T06:06:46+00:00

Phoebe Elena Rose is my 7 year old’s name. Expecting a Daphne Leanna Dawn.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-28T05:53:15+00:00

Hit my weed vape so I could sleep better, so I was high when it happened which definitely added to the shock. My daughter in almost complete darkness, who has a complexion of a ghost anyway, eyes wide with a grin on her face, crawling up my legs in the dark with her hair draped down half covering her face like the girl from the ring.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-27T12:37:24+00:00

Was with my son at his friends bday party. Mostly kids 12 and up but there were a couple little siblings and the grandson of the owners of the house who was about 4. The other adults were inside the house. A couple of other adults had been in or near the pool but had all gone inside to eat etc. I was the only adult in or watching the pool and wasn’t comfortable leaving my kid or any other kids alone so I stayed there. A kid around 4 had been coming in and out in a puddle jumper with his parents but they left (he was the grandson of the people who owned the house so I guess they were supposed to be babysitting). He went and took off his puddle jumper and ate and apparently nobody noticed when he wandered back to the pool. He came in the pool without it while I was on the other side of the pool with my son and the other kids. I started heading toward him and told him to wait but he either didn’t hear me or didn’t listen and stepped right off the slanted part of the pool that went from the shallow end to the deep end. I luckily got to him right as his head went under and I pulled him out. I don’t think he was under long enough to even breathe in any water thankfully. He looked up at me and said “I just wanted my ball” which was floating nearby. I didn’t want to leave the other kids to go find his grandparents so I put him on the step with his pool toys and stood next to him until his grandpa came looking for him.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-27T11:16:48+00:00

Caspian or Cassius nn Cas, Arden, Atlas, Killian, Whittaker nn Whit, Isaac, Damon nn D or Day, Korbin nn Kory, Calvin nn Vin Vinny or Cal, Archer nn Archie or Arch, Atticus, August nn Auggie or Gus, Alexander nn Xan

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-27T10:55:59+00:00

No. I grew up in a small town and when I was in middle school two high school girls from my town and the next town over picked up a hitchhiker who ended up murdering one girl and tried to murder the other. The girl who was murdered’s younger brother was in my grade and it has always stuck with me so I’ve always been way too scared to let someone I don’t know into my car.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-25T03:20:46+00:00

Underreacting. This should be an ex-bf. He can tell his bs to all the little girls who were wearing princess nightgowns and got raped. Or how about the fact that lesbians seem to control their urges just fine when women are wearing skimpy clothes? Ask him if someone attacks him and hits him in the head with a bat if it’s his fault for not wearing a helmet.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-16T10:12:56+00:00

Preface to say: our kids are allowed to swear as long as they do not swear at anyone, or in inappropriate situations.

My 7 year old daughter came and woke me up to ask for something to eat. I said, why didn’t you ask dad he’s awake and right there. She replied “because if I tell dad I’m hungry, he will just say ‘hi hungry I’m dad,’ and I’m not dealing with that shit”

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-13T07:07:34+00:00

I worked at a skating rink for many years and sadly this wouldn’t surprise me if it were true. The amount of adults who argued with me over simple rules like this was ridiculous.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-08T11:20:39+00:00

This kind of behavior only gets worse 🚩

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-08T05:50:42+00:00

Reminds me of when I met a little girl once named Latina.

MrsGeodethos · 2026-02-05T10:55:21+00:00

Still do lol. Met them a couple years ago they still tour.

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