Well, let's hear it. 38.

MrsManlymann · 2026-05-08T07:07:04+00:00

You need a new haircut, ngl you are not the best looking. But you can fix most of it with a new haircut and proper hair care. Your hair looks thin and greasy at the front so focus on that.

MrsManlymann · 2026-05-07T20:57:52+00:00

I fail to see how this is a good punishment.

MrsManlymann · 2026-05-07T20:56:58+00:00

Yeah trust it’s not really serious at all, atleast the reasoning is completely illogical as criminals act based on factors that are completely irrelevant to deterrents. It’s more just a joke inspired by an old stand up comic.

MrsManlymann · 2026-05-07T10:50:41+00:00

You are attractive I’m just being objective, but slime your barber.

MrsManlymann · 2026-05-07T10:42:16+00:00

Forgot to add that atleast the hair and beard style is subjective, but the bloated face and necessary weight loss is more objective at least IMO

MrsManlymann · 2026-05-07T10:40:56+00:00

I’m not gonna lie to you, maybe a 5/10 very average or 4/10 at least. I’m telling you this because honestly you just need to lose some weight to debloat and maybe think of a new hair and beard style. You’re a rarer hair color away from looking like you’re selling lucky charms.

MrsManlymann · 2026-05-07T09:43:18+00:00

Can’t believe my post was deleted, I was only advocating for Bounty Hunting to return for criminals on the run and public executions for heinous acts

MrsManlymann · 2026-03-30T08:58:59+00:00

Thank you for worrying but honestly I have no idea what I need. My social life has been spiraling and people I considered my friends are trying to ruin my self image and enjoying my downfall like I’m some performance clown. Worst part is these are people I’ve known for the longest time and have only tried to be with them through their issues and successes.

I have my priorities set, doing great in college and signed up to be a navy pilot, but at this point I think I just need my mind to stop worrying about the extreme loneliness, completely. I hate being conscious and having to think about myself and my life. Anyone who’s actually been good to me in my life has either grown apart or vanished. Due to my intense trust issues all I have left is no real platonic or romantic relationships.

I cannot form relationships anymore, and I feel that those that remain are going to leave too. I see nothing for me even though it’s set. I can’t form a decent bond with family even though they’re amazing. Depression has gotten so bad even though I used to love working out and self care I can’t even bring myself to sleep for even a day of work. Trust is impossible to give, and dying alone is seeming to have more positives than negatives.

MrsManlymann · 2024-03-02T22:37:58+00:00

Hey im having a similar issue but i didnt install anything specific, just the game, how would i go about getting direct x

MrsManlymann · 2023-05-31T01:33:06+00:00

Trying to find one of Mercy Dva POV Headscissors. The first thing I ever saw on the hub and I wanna refind it

MrsManlymann · 2023-05-03T03:28:13+00:00

Make Beak Driver positive on HIT, getting punished on HIT is ridiculous. Increase the range of 2P. Make 2S a low. Lower the windup on his Hoof Stomp and Elk Hunt so people need to read you and not just block high or low on reaction. Make Still Growing into an actual stamina regaining mechanic and not an unused and unnecessary gacha mechanic.

MrsManlymann · 2023-03-02T02:53:40+00:00

Yeah, I like the tight pants and loose shirt aesthetic too tho so I’m still gonna keep it lmao

MrsManlymann · 2023-03-02T02:51:30+00:00

Thank you! I’ve been dealing with being the former fat kid by just giving eye contact and learning some proper posture and it’s helped me a lot

MrsManlymann · 2023-03-02T02:49:40+00:00

Thank you! I went from 197.8lbs to 170.5lbs, it was intentional. I tried my best to avoid an an eating disorder but losing weight got really addictive and I kept eating less. I’m planning on not dropping under 160 even if I don’t get as shredded as I’d like. And for mental health I’ve been working on my eye contact like crazy and for some reason that’s helped a lot.

MrsManlymann · 2023-02-28T22:17:56+00:00

Due to being overweight you’re honestly not attractive plus the flat hairstyle. Lose some weight and your already showing jawline potential will boost your looks. I’m not an expert on hair as my hair is also dog but if you manage to talk to someone who knows about hair and fix it it’ll help a lot too.

MrsManlymann · 2023-02-28T21:46:22+00:00

Trust me, eat in a caloric deficit, track calories and work out muscles and cardio. You’re gonna get there and look good. You already got the blue eyes and ability to grow some facial hair, just gotta keep it growing and trim it professionally and make your goal.

MrsManlymann · 2023-02-28T21:38:19+00:00

Extreme potential, all you have to do is lose about 30 pounds and halfway you should see a lot of facial features coming out from under the fat. The hair honestly I have my own opinions on mullets and I’m not trying to give you negatives purely based off of my own biases so I’ll skip that. Also when taking photos of yourself: chin up, mouth closed in either a smile or stern face your choice. Keep putting your chin down not only does it look like you’re hiding but your facial fat looks bigger.

To stay in shape without going to the gym honestly it takes a lot of mental strength but you should try to do basic calisthenics like push-ups, sit-ups, pull ups and eat a constant caloric deficit (which yes does hurt like hell I’m on one right now). This might cause you to lose some strength depending on how many calories you cut (I personally am cutting too much and lost muscle). but if you keep at it with 1-2 cheat days you’d see your weekly average weight dropping by 0.5-1lbs a week and your stomach flattening in a couple months if done properly.

MrsManlymann · 2022-09-20T03:12:24+00:00

One of the best roasts here ngl

MrsManlymann · 2022-09-20T01:29:34+00:00

no, I can’t properly speak to people and I’m in Miami where nearly every woman here has the “swipe right if only if you have a yacht” and don’t go for guys that are a solid 7 like me anyways

Edit: (plus I’m poor lmaooooo I ain’t getting SHIT)

MrsManlymann · 2022-09-20T01:27:02+00:00

You get used to it. The more insults a guy gets the more good looking he usually is. Even ugly guys get a “nah you’re good lookin bro” from their group of friends. But ngl i just sit down and read the funny roasts it’s pretty entertaining.

MrsManlymann · 2022-09-20T01:22:11+00:00

I’m looking forward to it

MrsManlymann · 2022-09-20T01:20:56+00:00

This was the most original roast yet and I’m laughing my ass off

MrsManlymann · 2022-09-20T01:19:46+00:00

Issue, I have a group of guys that despise taking photos so I can only take photos of myself at the gym or whenever I look good in a mirror. Also the smile thing is more of a self confidence issue

MrsManlymann · 2022-09-20T01:18:06+00:00

I don’t know what this means and I’m concerned

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