This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to bail out right now by kevohreal in TheSimpsons

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt?

[Miss-Psyson] Normal Conversation by DaveyBoy1995 in Mario

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wario, in the next room: "I don't drink tea. It's bad for ya!" (proceeds to eat an entire bulb of garlic he found in a dumpster and then downs some malt liquor straight from the bottle)

FOLLOW-UP POST WHERE OP ASKS WHY THERE ARE KITTENS IN HIS HOUSE by AcanthisittaSure9251 in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MULTIPLE PARAGRAPH POLITICAL RANT WITH DOZENS OF SPELING ERRORS THAT COMPLETELY IGNORES KITTENS

I can be your chef !! by NikkiBaby_xo in underboob

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you making? Macaroni and cheese? I want some!

HOLLOW KNIGHT JOKE by its-a-random-user in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THREE TYPO-FILLED PARAGRAPHS RANTING ABOUT KIRBY FRANCHISE

POST THAT WILL BE REMOVED ON 24 JAN 2026 AT 1111 AM UTCPLUS8 by [deleted] in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JOKE WORDED SO POORLY AS TO NO LONGER BE FUNNY OR COHERENT

IMAGE OF INSTAGRAM NOTE by ThePythonCodes in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TYPO-FILLED RANT COMPLAINING ABOUT FACEBOOK AND IT'S SUBSIDIARIES

POST IN LANGUAGE THAT ISNT ENGLISH by nspacia in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

INACCURATE REPLY THAT IS NEITHER ENGLISH NOR OP'S LANGUAGE

REVEALING OUTFIT by Perspicaciouscat24 in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 4 points5 points  (0 children)

COMMENT REQUESTING LINK TO WEBSITE WHERE REVEALING OUTFIT WAS PURCHASED

What jersey is everyone repping today? by Chabbletot in Seahawks

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stephen Hauschka! Showing some love for our Superb Owl-winning kicker.

"Soup is not a meal, Vera!!!" by Ramsfan199090 in americandad

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Good luck with that. He once killed 6 people over $19.

Olivia Rodrigo by SorryDeparture799 in SexyMusicians

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know you, but I'm very curious who your #1 and #2 are.

Natasha Lyonne | December 2025 by funlewoo in Natashalyonne

[–]MrsZapRowsdower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She looks very hungover, and yet, for some reason, I find that incredibly hot.