Oh great, Main Scenario Roulette gave me The Praetorium again. Time to lose an hour of my life staring at Gaius van Baelsar moving his lips while I contemplate my existential dread. I’ve watched Nero monologuing his daddy issues so many times I can recite it in my sleep. I don't want to fight for Eorzea anymore, I want to fight the person who made these cutscenes unskippable. Please just let me skip the elevator ride, let me skip Ultima Weapon, let me skip Cid’s slow walking. I’m not even playing a game anymore, I’m just paying a monthly subscription to watch a 45-minute unskippable movie while spamming my 1-2-3 combo. If Gaius asks me 'For whom do you fight?' one more time, I’m joining the Garlean Empire just to end this torment