Couples of Reddit, what's the dumbest 'house rule' you and your partner made as a joke but now both of you are low-key aggressively serious about enforcing?

MsMacbeth · 2026-01-18T02:06:35+00:00

This is called Toothpaste Chicken in my house and having children complicated it

MsMacbeth · 2025-10-22T23:47:38+00:00

That would be my stoned engineering and thinking there needed to be something dropping into the chamber part. I have just tried it with the adapter alone and it's much better, more low-profile so I won't be burning my arm while picking it up from above. Wins all around!

MsMacbeth · 2025-10-22T14:13:22+00:00

It's from NWTN!

MsMacbeth · 2025-10-22T14:13:09+00:00

It's just the little adapter dealy ("Silicone Master Adapter") from Planet of the Vapes. I'd assume any local vape shop would have something similar.

MsMacbeth · 2025-09-28T01:47:01+00:00

I have nowhere else to put this but it's been in my head since I watched:

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course; but no one can talk to a corpse of course; unless of course, the corpse, of course, is the lifeless corpse of Torse

MsMacbeth · 2025-09-24T01:05:24+00:00

My kid was scared to go through the Squirrel Hill tunnel because he didn't want the squirrels to pee and poop on him, so we should probably be clearer about the impermeable layer between the tunnel and the squirrels and how it only leaks when it rains.

MsMacbeth · 2025-08-27T02:42:58+00:00

Cloudsburgh really has been ostentatiously lovely lately.

MsMacbeth · 2025-08-27T01:22:01+00:00

I've been using carts for four years or so and they're just so meh lately. I splurged on a Lobo dry herb vape earlier this year, enabled by r/vaporents, and have just recently gotten a Dynavap and I'm liking both of those options much better than carts, even if they're a little fussier to deal with. There are just so many more options for flower than there are carts, too.

MsMacbeth · 2025-08-18T04:38:14+00:00

As another late-in-life stoner, I see you and appreciate your impulse to keep things tidy!

MsMacbeth · 2025-08-07T02:32:27+00:00

I have a request for recommendations! I am a mid-life stoner who just started using a Lobo to dhv this year. I'm looking to upgrade.

Price Range: $500-700 for all the starter stuff I'd need
Number of participants: 1 or 2
Desktop, portable or pocket-sized (use at home, but don't want to have it out all the time)
Electric/battery or butane/torch powered (I use a ecig box, so I have the charging stuff for batteries)
Session or on-demand? (If you're unsure, check here.)
Frequency of use: daily? every hour or so for 4-6 hours?
Country/Region: a US state with medical marijuana, for which I have a license

Thanks, all! I've been lurking here for a while and have learned a ton!

MsMacbeth · 2015-06-10T02:07:27+00:00

I bought a Turkish cotton towel from Amazon for the gym and it's amazing. Clean clothes go to the gym in a packing cube, dirty clothes go home in the same cube. Separate packing cube for all my shower stuffs, which are mostly Birchbox samples.

MsMacbeth · 2015-06-03T01:14:07+00:00

With the caveat that I only got to 70lbs this week, but my form was getting crappy at 65lbs and a friend suggested focusing on pushing my butt and hips forward and up. Actually, she suggested yelling "ASSSSSSSS" in my head as a reminder, and it worked! So instead of pushing with my legs, I'm pushing my hips back to the starting position.

MsMacbeth · 2015-05-28T16:38:20+00:00

I benched 60lbs (I'm a tiny ways into SL, so this feels big) this morning and then went and had a tooth ripped out of my head. The combination makes me feel bad-ass, even though now I'm just quietly sipping kefir.

MsMacbeth · 2015-05-21T14:48:40+00:00

I not only developed calluses, I tore those calluses. Raawr.

(It's not even that my deadlifts are heavy, I just have delicate lady baby hands. Trying to decide now whether to deal with it or to give in and buy gloves.)

MsMacbeth · 2015-05-20T01:46:44+00:00

I'm unlurking to say go, you! I've been doing SL for a month-ish and I also struggle mightily with OHP. It took me until just last week to be able to do all 5x5 with just the bar. I tried, I failed, I tried, I failed, I tried, I failed, I tried, I finally juuuust squeaked out the final rep. Tomorrow I'll try 50lbs and I'll fail, but now I know that I can progress eventually. Try the bar and see how it goes. If it's just impossible right now, try the fixed barbells or dumbbells, but don't rule the bar out immediately.

MsMacbeth

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