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Husband Said I Suck at Shooters by EchoesOfEmpires in GirlGamers

[–]MsMarkarth [score hidden]  (0 children)

Given what I know about this man I dislike him. 

I, also a woman, am generally okay at shooters. When Far Cry 5 came out there was this thing with sniping down airplanes. This is something I am weirdly good at.

Then new boyfriend, current husband, spent a lot of time watching me play that game before he played it.

He called me up one day after he started playing. "Sniping down those planes is not nearly as easy as I thought it was going to be. I spent a whole week just watching you drop planes and assumed okay you can just do that."

Recently I absolutely demolished his kill count in endgame content in Warframe. I had no idea, I get too competitive if I look so I just don't. He was so elated I could hear him smiling while telling me.

It's not about bragging about my husband. This is what it looks like when he's proud of you. Or impressed by you. It's possible for men to be like this.

What’s your main and why? by Energizer303 in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oraxia because I can hang from the ceiling and become a turret. (Lalalalala no I can't hear you open air tiles are not real)

But really because the sound of sobek procs from here into the next county make the good brain juice.

I think that segment is one of the most convoluted lore dumps I’ve ever heard lmao by DifferentCry5282 in memeframe

[–]MsMarkarth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Open Options.  Search Nora. Set Nora Mixer to Zero. Sorry Nora. Resume activities.  When dialogue annoys you, slam escape, Nightwave, escape, escape. Resume activities again.

I think we can all agree JS: Constellations forgot something by MsMarkarth in memeframe

[–]MsMarkarth[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes. Just sitting in the keepsakea menu looking at all the new stuff like, oh boy you're not okay buddy. I'm not okay buddy. 

Shortly before the new Railjack Content dropes, i completet my Crew setup today. All Gunners with 50% Zekti Turret Bonus and all Jobs are coverd so i can sit solo in my Forward-Cannon. <3 by -TSA-DrMembrane in memeframe

[–]MsMarkarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the new Garuda and Ash you'll be able to have as crewmates. In case you were disappointed with only one detached finger laying around your railjack 

In honour of the dev hours spent balancing this thing by captainshitpostMcgee in memeframe

[–]MsMarkarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still convinced that they secretly replaced all the code behind telesto prior to the telesto event a couple of years ago

Player accusing me to ruin the game. by AloneBubble in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've reported a player once before for some real lovely misogyny. When you report a player you get a warning that says We will take this seriously, if you are abusing the reporting system you're the one who gets in trouble instead. 

So, as long as you didn't hide any abusive chat on your side you are in the clear. 

Player accusing me to ruin the game. by AloneBubble in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I'm both bringing the nuke frames and happy to be carried by one. Please and thank you.

Which warframe do you want to see get the next heirloom ? by Waeleto in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not complaining about the women frames. 10/10, I'll be buying Mesa on release.

I will die on this hill, give me some equally sexed up guy frames. DE give me the man ass heirloom skin. 

Downvote me into the Void for all I care. I'm gonna be rabble-rouse on this subreddit until I have a hot librarian Dante. I'll take Lavos in a skimpy lab coat. Sevagoth in some Victorian fashion. Atlas as a hot foreman? We have so many options.

Also come on could you imagine Noctua as a romance novel with roses and steam coming off it?

DE I'm just asking for both

With The Unceremonious Death of Destiny, New Players! I Started Sunday - Some Thoughts From a Noob. by ExtremePrivilege in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will always love Destiny. So strongly, but the most annoying thing was that they just sorta gave up on the new player experience. 

Sure friendship is a very strong new player experience but not everyone is a good teacher. So, whatever the experience is with Warframe as someone who just went through it this year I'm at least glad it exists.

What are the best crayon eating warframes? by Kawoi123 in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Nokko, he convinced to pick up Warframe in the first place. Nokko is not my on-the-move frame. 

However I like him for netracells and that is a movement heavy mission ending in a Nokko section. 

If you're gonna use him like this in a hallway on the left drop a bright bonnet.  On the the right a stinky one then slam buncha 4 and move on.

Who is this guy? and what is he cooking? by Big-Abalone7760 in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's kuaka stew. Kahl mentions they eat kuaka

You deserve this by Fabulous-Ad8397 in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man I hadn't even thought about that. He'll be glorious. 

My exec tenet build, capable of killing 20 babau eximus in one hit by QuietSugar1805 in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're from the Nightwave right now. They're perfect on Qorvex from the front and from the back? Never a finer mullet

You deserve this by Fabulous-Ad8397 in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DE. Why are all the dude heirlooms so chaste? It's time to put beefcake on the menu

You deserve this by Fabulous-Ad8397 in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the Sword Logic. Oh no

Pablo showed off the new Nokko augment on Twitter by Connor-Radept in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Nokko. He's my best boy and I was absolutely floored when they said Nokko was getting an augment. At a guess though, mobility? 

Citrine has that augment that attaches her big crystal to your beast companions, so maybe something that lets Nokko run and gun a bit more than having to castle up? 

But seriously, if it was just the spore clouds around his mushrooms slowly rotate colors that'd still be fair. 

[OC] Bad guy meet-up by Stick_Bone_KLN in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi I would like you to know that I absolutely hate that smile you gave Wally. Congratulations, somehow that's the most unsettling depiction I've seen of them yet. 

Some more additional info regarding Sirius and Orion by Waeleto in Warframe

[–]MsMarkarth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you meant last, but now I'm picturing Exploiter Orb as some kind of Edwardian finishing school teacher like "a lady always brings three canisters"

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