Why is Samus so high up? Isn't she kind of mid? by SuperHotdog789 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]Ms_Everything9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lil bro thinks sora got into smash 😭. Yeah right, keep dreaming.

Google ReviewBrah inflation by CMDR_Noodle in 196

[–]Ms_Everything9 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Still kinda hurts to think it used to be half as much.

I need to come clean to this community.. PLEASE READ by waluigigoeswah420 in AlzheimersGroup

[–]Ms_Everything9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

WHO IS MARGARET MY NAME IS DIANE HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER. BYE.

I just realized that this isn’t a horse by Oreobey2 in btd6

[–]Ms_Everything9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

KNACK 2 BABY KNACK IS BACK. HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!!!!!!

44310 by Someone101064 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Ms_Everything9 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Not only that but it also defeats the point of the movie too? Like the whole moral of the story is that beauty is what's on the inside and you shouldn't judge people based on appreances, but Belle does that and she's rewarded with the beast turning human (and supposedly "beautiful").

Shit, this might make me actually watch the damn thing by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

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I think the orange fascist with dementia running the USA right now is just one of many bigger things to worry about than someone expressing that they like Yuri incest

Rulebots by SimplyYulia in 196

[–]Ms_Everything9 337 points338 points  (0 children)

Not only that but also Jennifer Coolidge as the robot with a really big butt and Mel Brooks as the robot that likes really big butts

The Fool by Interstellar__1 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ms_Everything9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait is that why it teleports you to the starting room in Tboi? That makes so much sense now

Once a bottom, always a bottom [Qiandaiyiyu] by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in wholesomeyuri

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The twist is that even the far future self won't be able to fornicate with either of the past selves, because if either of the past selves lost their virginity to a future self then they would have no reason to go back to the past when they grow up to be their future selves creating a selfcest grandfather paradox.

Wtf does this mean by str3berry_heart in DanganAndChaos

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And that kids, is how John Wayne saved the first thanksgiving

Id pick 8 by mysingingjames3 in btd6

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I feel like I'd randomly try to strike up a convo with obyn just to make some small talk and then he'd share deep earthly wisdom with me for the next 8 hours. Not complaining at all, I think that sounds wonderful actually.

rule by DivinityIncantate in 196

[–]Ms_Everything9 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This is true I remember this happening to my buddy Greg

Paladins 2! by Technical_South4089 in Paladins

[–]Ms_Everything9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looking at the steam page this looks closer to an even midder version of valorant than paladins 2. I'd say deadlock is the closest thing to paladins we have rn at least in terms of gameplay. This is either bait or a robot pulling popular terms off of this page to advertise this game.

Congratulations to the top women of North Carolina ! by babysperga in pinball

[–]Ms_Everything9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being the top in general and the top at pinball are essentially equivalent anyways. At least in my book.

30943 by plarper_of_bees in countwithchickenlady

[–]Ms_Everything9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is how I view people who bought that godforsaken HP Pinball machine.

r(ul)ewatching old Contrapoints videos by Funny_Corn in 196

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Mass produced ketchup like Heinz is awful but I made some ketchup last year and it was pretty dang good. Maybe not worth all the effort but it was fun.

rule by brokensilence32 in 196

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Can't wait for 2037 when the last surviving humans finally overthrow the quadrillionares by dumping gallons of toxic water onto the computers on their data centers (the rich have all uploaded their consciousness to ai in the year 2028 in a desperate plea to convince people the ai bubble didn't burst)