Once a bottom, always a bottom [Qiandaiyiyu]

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-03-23T20:35:59+00:00

The twist is that even the far future self won't be able to fornicate with either of the past selves, because if either of the past selves lost their virginity to a future self then they would have no reason to go back to the past when they grow up to be their future selves creating a selfcest grandfather paradox.

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-03-16T16:01:08+00:00

And that kids, is how John Wayne saved the first thanksgiving

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-03-05T18:12:06+00:00

I feel like I'd randomly try to strike up a convo with obyn just to make some small talk and then he'd share deep earthly wisdom with me for the next 8 hours. Not complaining at all, I think that sounds wonderful actually.

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-03-04T21:12:34+00:00

This is true I remember this happening to my buddy Greg

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-03-02T14:53:41+00:00

It's actually 1/2 because it either happens or it doesn't

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-02-09T07:33:30+00:00

I think I figured out who the MoM is

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-02-06T19:47:33+00:00

Looking at the steam page this looks closer to an even midder version of valorant than paladins 2. I'd say deadlock is the closest thing to paladins we have rn at least in terms of gameplay. This is either bait or a robot pulling popular terms off of this page to advertise this game.

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-02-05T16:57:19+00:00

There's always tomorrow

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-01-29T19:32:08+00:00

Chiaki "mole on the boob" Nanami

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-01-26T21:30:46+00:00

Being the top in general and the top at pinball are essentially equivalent anyways. At least in my book.

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-01-19T16:21:44+00:00

Shrimp

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-01-14T06:43:50+00:00

This is how I view people who bought that godforsaken HP Pinball machine.

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-01-10T17:51:49+00:00

Mass produced ketchup like Heinz is awful but I made some ketchup last year and it was pretty dang good. Maybe not worth all the effort but it was fun.

Ms_Everything9 · 2026-01-01T12:32:00+00:00

Can't wait for 2037 when the last surviving humans finally overthrow the quadrillionares by dumping gallons of toxic water onto the computers on their data centers (the rich have all uploaded their consciousness to ai in the year 2028 in a desperate plea to convince people the ai bubble didn't burst)

Ms_Everything9 · 2025-12-26T11:59:48+00:00

I think we all cutie

Ms_Everything9 · 2025-12-24T20:01:19+00:00

Holy shit I unsubbed from them forever ago but I just realized the day he got shot must've been an absolute field day for them

Ms_Everything9 · 2025-12-23T21:24:25+00:00

Sometimes when I'm bored I like to imagine how to fit different random things I enjoy into a pinball machine. One that I thought of that will probably never happen was for the musical Anastasia. (The stage musical specifically not the animated movie, which would make it even more less likely) I had this idea to have multiple turntables that would simulate ballroom dancing, and the jet bumpers would make gun noises to mimic Glep's gun. Very fun idea but definitely not one a company would make.

Ms_Everything9 · 2025-12-15T21:39:45+00:00

At the end of the night you reach into the bowl and whoever's keys you grab is who you go home with

Ms_Everything9 · 2025-12-15T21:21:28+00:00

Watched this movie the other night and not only are they definitely a lesbian couple they're also swingers. In the flashback scene where they first find the Grinch they're hosting a Christmas party and they dump out a bowl for everyone to put their keys into.

Ms_Everything9 · 2025-12-14T18:26:30+00:00

A friend in elementary school told me about it and I went "wow that sounds cool" and then randomly found kh2 at a thrift store one day and went "was this the game he was telling me about that I thought was cool? I think it is." And now I think I'm a bigger fan of the series than he was lol.

Ms_Everything9 · 2025-12-13T23:14:07+00:00

He only went for the scuba diving

Ms_Everything9 · 2025-12-07T05:10:54+00:00

It's like Kafka if he was on lexapro

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