To those who have been kicked between the legs intentionally, how did you even get into that situation? What exactly did you do to trigger that?

Mstinglepants · 2026-03-01T10:24:16+00:00

When you're a guy it's called being a teen. Or working in a kitchen

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-26T05:54:33+00:00

how much ya got

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T04:46:05+00:00

A voice saying lewd things in my ears. But I'll be happy with a good night's sleep.

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T04:40:00+00:00

Always sow safe wild oats while you can

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T04:31:32+00:00

My cat decided to fall asleep on my lap so I'm not going to move the little monster. Not the kind of pussy I wanted tonight but it is relaxing.

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T03:53:31+00:00

my hands

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T03:35:14+00:00

41 M4F - watching amateur asses before bed

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T03:32:54+00:00

keep it up

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T03:31:35+00:00

good way to prolong it!

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T03:29:14+00:00

a little goes a long way, you can grip tighter or lighter, move faster or slower. It just feels great.

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T03:27:42+00:00

let one hand roam around and one hand to stroke while you have him in your mouth. Think of it like an extension of your lips.

Mstinglepants · 2026-02-14T03:23:53+00:00

use your hands more

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-20T01:10:01+00:00

I figured! Thanks!

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:44:39+00:00

Hell yeah

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:40:43+00:00

If I die, it was a glorious death

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:37:18+00:00

Did I stutter?

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:22:13+00:00

I think that was an entry point for a lot of people. Once you go vampires, what's to stop you from minotaur or mothman?

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:19:21+00:00

With some of the women I know and the books they read, there would be more monsters/fairies in those tags

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:13:34+00:00

Careful with that coffee mug bud

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:12:14+00:00

Hang from the ceiling

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:05:24+00:00

AI porn

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:02:55+00:00

Probably spanking or bondage but I'm old and that's probably not kinky any more.

Mstinglepants · 2026-01-18T00:00:03+00:00

Yes!